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Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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Class of: 2009
Hometown: Aylesbury
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Well.... I.... Um... Oh God I ruined my big moment.Bio:
At the minute I'm writing a screenplay entitled 'Dennis Hopper's Magical Flying Beach Resort'.Comedy Articles:
The Rise and Rise of Cheese2 comments, 3.8 stars
Some call it the yellow fruit. Some call it the holy friend of ham. Most call it cheese; and all love it, apart from Nazis and terrorists.
You're Safe in the Arms of Hubert Warren, Jr., Chief of Police2 comments, 4.4 stars
I joined the police in 1987 hoping they'd provide me a weapon I could use to kill my ex-wife’s dog. Turns out I was natural police material.
Diary of a Men's Room Attendant: Reflections from a Toilet8 comments, 4.2 stars
The following are excerpts from the journals of Frank Malinowski, a men's room attendant from Queens, NY, who was replaced by a hand dryer.
The Steak Incident0 comments, stars
I believe it was the winter of 1984; my father and I were out having dinner to celebrate my birthday. Unfortunately, he insisted on having steak at the restaurant.
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- Thanks for the revews on both pieces, man. I appreciate it. - Sep 10, 2009
