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"Santa Monica College is, like, so stupid. I mean, O to the M to the G, their slogan '#1 in transfers' is like totally telling the world that nobody wants to stay at their school. That's like Marketing 101: avoid negative publicity."
-From a sixth year senior at UCLA
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School: Michigan State University
Class of: 2010
Hometown: East Lansing MI / Farmington CT
At a Glance:
I was grown in a laboratory and set loose on the world in 2002 in my current physical state. The scientists that grew me forgot to impart any procedural knowledge into my brain, which became awkwardly apparent during high school as I was severely incontinent for the first few months.Bio:
I'm the coolest guy you've never met.Comedy Articles:
I Wish I Was Funny4 comments, 3.2 stars
I'm not funny or sexy, so I never have sex, nor make people laugh, let alone both simultaneously.
Candidate Comparison '08: McCain vs. Obama24 comments, 3.2 stars
For Americans, the 2008 presidential election comes down to a choice between an inexperienced street thug and a defrosted Civil War veteran.
Conflict Cubic Zirconium
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For decades, Canadian cubic zirconium manufacturers have been using Canadian children for slave labor in CZ death labs. Help stop the atrocity.
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For decades, Canadian cubic zirconium manufacturers have been using Canadian children for slave labor in CZ death labs. Help stop the atrocity.
Jeff Beck's Finals Coping Strategies10 comments, 2.6 stars
A healthy dose of Adderall and a "fuck it" attitude can get you through final exams stress free. Or just cheat, whatevs.
Comments:
- Hahahahaha. That whole article was hilarious. Reminded me of drinking, whi - Jul 9, 2008
- Hahahahaha. That would have been funny even if it wasn't written by a 6th gra - Jul 7, 2008
- This is much better than my presidential article. Bravo, 5 stars. - Jul 7, 2008
- Hahaha, thanks for that C. Ripple. I was really expecting a bunch of super cl - Jul 7, 2008
- I'm not entirely sure that I "get it," but it did make me chuckle for some re - Jun 20, 2008
- "The Others" Fuck yea! I didn't even get burned that bad!!! - Jun 19, 2008
- I don't give a shit what anonymous has to say, you're not changing my mind. - Jun 16, 2008
