College Quotes
"A holiday is an occasion where everyone you have ever known and loved ridicules you for being a failure, you occasionally cry uncontrollably, and sometimes those who ridicule eat your food, justified by the fact that you are STILL a failure."
-Henri, on no room for celebration
PIC Sponsors Add your link »
Recent Comments
| Author | Comment | Article |
|---|---|---|
| Andrei Trostel | I'm generally a very | Eschewing the Tip Drill |
| sex boy 123 | i want to do sex | The Facebook of Sex |
| Anonymous | Who know someone trying to | How to Write a Great Suicide Note |
| Kayleigh | Not everyone can pull them | What's With the Beard? |
| Molly Williams | Gideons International | Goats: Harbingers of the Rapeocalypse |
more
School: Other
Class of: 2000
Hometown: New York
At a Glance:
The Dirty Rat lives the life you wish you could!Bio:
The Dirty Rat is a psychologist and philosophical guru. You have issues? The Rat has answers. The idea man hasn’t met a carnal problem that he couldn’t solve, a sexual more he couldn’t define, a frigid mind and body that he couldn’t melt. He has transformed the lives of millions of our fellow citizens for the better – most of them unsuspecting women. You just think that is his finger.Comedy Articles:
The Monkey and the Horse7 comments, 4.8 stars
My friend Todd went out with a big girl. When I say big, I don't mean fat, I mean AMAZONIAN. This is the story of their first and only awkward hookup.
The Toilet Economic Development Index2 comments, 4.3 stars
If you want to know where a particular nation ranks on the scale of haves and have-nots, all you need is a brief study of the average sanitation facility in a domestic environment.
Confessions of a Sperm Donor3 comments, 4.0 stars
Sperm donation is not, as depicted in Hollywood, a one-off business supplied by broke college students in a madcap adventure, or women who spit. It's serious (satisfying) business.
The HIV Test2 comments, 4.5 stars
The sweat starts pouring when they put you in the room to wait for your STD results. Even if you have nothing to worry about, the pits get a little damp. Such is fucking life.
The Evolution of Breasts4 comments, 4.3 stars
Why did female homo sapiens end up with curvaceous figures while our mammalian brethren can only gaze upon flat skin and droopy nipples? The answer is both complex and childish.
Comments:
- Thanks for sharing your strip club insights. I tend to agree with your p - May 10, 2011
- You strike gold again Weimer with this piece. Until now, I never considered - May 10, 2011
- I've learned something here. - Apr 7, 2011
