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Class of: 2008
Hometown: Somewhere Out There
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I love Krispy Kremes and Cold Stone. If you can think of a better way to clog my arteries, please tell me how.Bio:
Do you know The Muffin Man...The Muffin Man...
The Muffin Man...
Who lives around the block by the big tree with Craig an' them? Yeah, that's my dude, homie!
Comedy Articles:
The Four Fucks of the Rapeocalypse2 comments, stars
In a cruel twist of fate, L. Ron Hubbard rose from the grave as an overweight middle-aged woman named Stephanie Meyers. This allowed the Rapeocalypse to flourish among the masses.
Stereotypes: A Cheater's Worst Enemy1 comments, 2.9 stars
After a semester of keg stands and Taco Bell free-for-alls, you are completely unprepared for the final exam. You have but one choice left: find someone to cheat off of.
Three Reasons Why Superheroes Wouldn't Make It in 201118 comments, 4.0 stars
I've come to the conclusion that apart from the 'that shit can't happen' scientific aspect, a superhero could never make it in 2011, thanks to technology and Lady Gaga.
Why Do You Have to Die to Become a Good Person?8 comments, 4.3 stars
No matter how much of a degenerate you were in life, you get instant 'saint' status the minute you kick the bucket. It's pathetic, really.
Girls are Like Video Games14 comments, 3.1 stars
Yes, even women, the most complex living thing in the universe, can be summed up with an A+B combo. Well, the code is longer than that, but you have to learn how to unlock it first.
A Brief Survival List for Z-Day6 comments, 3.7 stars
In an attempt to single-handedly save humanity from the impending arrival of zombies, I have compiled a survival list. Start preparing now, before you're eaten alive.
Comments:
- Personally I think all porn should be drawn- by pencil. .....You can just rub - May 17, 2012
- Glad you liked it. Feel free to be Ennadamus! The power of grayskull compells - May 17, 2012
- That is why you were gifted with your very own controller. You'll know when y - Apr 9, 2012
- Hey. Why not. I'm all for two year old proposals from internet strangers. I'm - Apr 9, 2012
- Snake - Glad to see you're all set for Z-Day. Good job. Really put some thoug - Apr 9, 2012
- I SAW THAT NEW CANADA GOOSE JACKET WITH THE 24K GOLD AND REAL FOX FUR COLLAR - Jan 2, 2012
- ;) Matthew. I do believe the very first name was Kim Jong Il Widow, which - Apr 7, 2011
- Dear sir, how dare you go camping without a camp fire to keep the flames of y - Apr 4, 2011
- Superheroes, zombies, pseudo bestiality and space jam in one article. I swear - Apr 3, 2011
- You too!....I'm sad now. - Apr 3, 2011
- You're so sweet Matthew. I hope you sent him a copy of 'Shaft: Even Blacker a - Apr 3, 2011
- If you remember that W.I.L.D Cats was a cartoon at some point and that CBS Sa - Apr 3, 2011
- I'm glad you see things my way Andrei. And, don't forget Zombie Movies. ...We - Apr 3, 2011
- Buddy, I think I have you beat. I'm 3/4 black and as you can see from the pic - Feb 28, 2011
- :) I like. I hate "let bygones be bygones". I will most certainly not. Or - Jan 19, 2011
- Ickers. Just saw this and criggled (giggled and cringed) at the same time...T - Jan 16, 2011
- Andrei, lay off B-Wizzle will you. Everybody knows that she will never ever d - Jan 14, 2011
- Being a semi germ-a-phobe myself I think hand holding is like one of the inne - Jan 14, 2011
- Random note... It took me months to actually read one of your articles And - Jan 7, 2011
- I too like food with my dinner. :) Tee Hee. But, you missed one thing thou - Jan 7, 2011
- Thanks for this gem Kate! "Even pricks turn into top blokes* once their de - Jan 7, 2011
- But, I have a solution to all your woes. Just get buried in a box full of wee - Jan 7, 2011
- Thanks Andrei. I'm just waiting to see what they'll say about Oprah when - Jan 7, 2011
- Maybe this will be the plot of the next final destination movie.....I feel it - Dec 19, 2010
- Any article that works in a Golden Girls reference gets my vote! Dorothy wa - Dec 19, 2010
- Giggles all around. If this was Shady Pines and Dorothy Zbornack were intervi - Dec 19, 2010
- I started reading PIC about 4 years ago and I've been hooked ever since. (act - Dec 19, 2010
- Hey Robert. I'm all for the VGAA Week. Grades 8-11 aka the "awkward years" cr - Nov 14, 2010
- That thing gave me premature nightmares...... - Nov 14, 2010
- No worries Andrei. The rules of manliness go out the door when faced with the - Nov 14, 2010
- I feel I should defend my girlie bits here....Oh well....Where's the Sangria? - Nov 13, 2010
- Thanks Andrei. Glad to have been of service. Personally I think Luigi there i - Nov 13, 2010
- My favorites include people that like to reveal via status update that they j - Oct 11, 2010
- I have lame birds. Birds.....One is a dove, right on my wrist, that is gently - Oct 10, 2010
- I would laugh at any male over 18 who did a vampire that was not caped cheese - Oct 6, 2010
- One word - Pools. For most of my life I've lived 2 seconds from some of the s - Oct 5, 2010
- I heart this ;) The mom rocks btw. - Sep 24, 2010
- This article made me feel kind of stupid. I'm from the Caribbean, lived in th - Sep 24, 2010
- I just giggled like a 14 year old honrtard kid watching his first porno. Tee - Sep 20, 2010
- You tickled me. :) Note on the disclaimer....If a chick get's offended by thi - Sep 15, 2010
- Random tidbit taking up room in my head.....The dumb-asses dont have technolo - Sep 13, 2010
- Dude, these kids OWN you, and there's nothing you can do about it.....Tee Hee - Sep 13, 2010
- You totally swiped my happy word. Pikachu was my thing. Now what shall I call - Sep 9, 2010
- Way to go and rehash the tale that will never be the legend of Magilla Gorill - Sep 7, 2010
- Dude. Good article. Despite having a a great many tides on me senoir grasshop - Sep 7, 2010
- Oh, and PS Andrei, for me to half ass insult you is for me to love you. If yo - Sep 2, 2010
- Wait, there are words/columns on here.....I just came for the pictures....Wow - Sep 2, 2010
- Dude, Andrei, you actually make me read....alot. Funny, but can I get the cli - Sep 1, 2010
- One that I'd like to see is, "This chick is just like Herpes. I never even in - Sep 1, 2010
- LOL. Well SGOL (slight giggle out loud)....wait, I just giggled at political - Aug 31, 2010
- Hey, I have a whole trophy area of my room and I was not one of those sexy co - Aug 31, 2010
- Oh boy. The anonymous ones have come out of their momma's basements and their - Aug 31, 2010
- Loved this. Contrary to popular belief, I used to do stuff with my life. When - Aug 20, 2010
- I'm sure I can find you a 300 lbs little lady with flatulance, facial stuble, - Aug 16, 2010
- Touche Gavin......But dont give away all the goodies. :) I wonder if the Zomb - Aug 14, 2010
- The nunchucks made that tale for me. I used to have a pair (cost me like $3.. - Aug 13, 2010
- Oh yeah. Good call. No one wants a zombie with a Get-R-Dun complex sprinting - Aug 10, 2010
- Hey Buddy, if you're on here chances are your college career isn't going much - Aug 6, 2010
- Hmmm.....Thanks KC. I just might look into that...I've been working on becomi - Aug 3, 2010
- Hey, you can make a speech at my wedding anyday. HA! As if I'd do something l - Aug 2, 2010
- Wow! So sad. The article aside - There are some horrible people on here. This - Jun 21, 2010
- I underappreciate all sports equally. It's just a bunch of dudes running arou - Jun 18, 2010
- I don't know about AIDS but I'd take a solid punch to the gut over one of tho - Jun 13, 2010
