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"There is and never has been love. Only fingerblasting."
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About NG Hatfield
Hometown
Happenstance, PA
School
Allegheny College
At a Glance
My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke:
Q: Why does 6 hate 7?
A: Because 7 8 out 9.
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School: Allegheny College
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NG Hatfield hates everything. He enjoys brandishing weaponry and subtly refering to it as his penis. When the apocalypse reers its ugly head, who knows how well his skin gun will do?
The Lady's Shave
The dark, satirical thoughts of a lady's man with a creative mind for getting into and out of your pants without your knowledge.
The Lady's Trim
Love hurts. Insight doesn't.
The Future of Equally Horny Women by NG Hatfield
Historically, men have always been the hornier of the two sexes. But what would happen if women suddenly juiced up their hormones?
Cock-Blocking's "Most Wanted" List by NG Hatfield
The top ten guys who pose a serious threat to your relationship. Some are in your face, others are sly lurkers, but they're all after your girlfriend.
I Don't Mean to Brag, But I'm Perfect by NG Hatfield
It's not that you're cocky, it's just that if you have a big penis, everything seems to fall in place. From the classroom to between her legs.
I Law the Fought and the Won Law by NG Hatfield
Dealing with cops wouldn't be so hard if you weren't actually guilty of a crime. That's why there are guides like this for drunken negotiation.
