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Bio
Brenden Bauman is a very unusual character. When he isn't
pretending to be many different objects such as robots,
animals, and trees, then narrating these experiences as an
out of body experience, he attends a community college in
Houston to further his education in hopes to become a
Computer Forensicist. He originally moved to Texas after
hearing that everything was bigger down there, and decided
that being able to use that phrase drunk when meeting women
was well worth the 3 day trip in a minivan.
When Brenden doesn't have anything better to do he is
probably working on (read: breaking) his or his friends
cars, deliberately saying something to cause turmoil and
controversy in very emotionally sensitive people, stealing
the hearts of females, or creating new musical mash ups.
Often, he'll be on the internet while performing any/all of
the above tasks, which is why he has trouble completing them
in a timely fashion.
One of Brenden's favorite shows is the now discontinued
To Catch A Predator. He watches whatever episodes he
can find religiously, waiting to see the next pedophile,
waiting to see their reaction, waiting to see his old math
teacher from junior high....
If you wish to find Brenden, there are several ways to do
so. He is often found by internet stalking (Google), or by
searching the front yards of nearby houses after a night of
drinking.
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