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"Dating is the most useless and rotten attempt by completely worthless individuals to establish a faulty image for somebody they wish to impress in a desperate, neurotic need for attention. Unfortunately, these phony people actually impress each other and end up producing ugly, noisy, gargoyle-like children. The genetic deformities inherent in the hideous smiles of their children only indicate the fact that they, like their parents, have NO FUTURES."
-Wesley, on the usefulness of dating
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School: New Jersey City University
Class of: 2013
Hometown: Wall, New Jersey
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All sass and no class.Bio:
My name is Lauren. I was named after that bitch who use to bang Bogie. I'm a full-time student and part-time man-eater. I'm an amateur writer and professional pot-head. An excess of dashes kind of turns me on. I live at the Jersey Shore, but I go to school in Jersey City, because the crime rate excites me. I enjoy chain-smoking, over punctuating, and cutting people down to size. It's nice to meet you.Comedy Articles:
Car Buying and the Power of the Purse8 comments, 3.3 stars
With all this bra-swinging girl power we've got going on, why does it seem nearly impossible to walk onto a car lot without some slimy salesman trying to sell you purely on cushy seats and shiny colors? Here's how to buy a car, ladies.
Why Your High School Friends Don't Like You Anymore15 comments, 3.6 stars
When you get accepted into college, all you're thinking about is how many parties you're going to go to and how many copies of Spark Notes you're going to have to buy, not whether your friend Steven is going to ROTC camp to climb rock walls.
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- Nick, all pants in my world are metaphorical. Eric, im glad that my writi - May 22, 2009
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- wanna be my big brother?! seriously. all my brother does is correct my gramma - Apr 7, 2009
- "Happy Thanks Giving, Bitch!" Classic. - Apr 3, 2009
- "The florescent lights flickered and I became very excited" Hahahaha. Ridi - Mar 31, 2009
- words of wisdom. - Mar 31, 2009
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- I wish I could be one of Nate's crazy, ex-girlfriends. Then I could be all cr - Feb 18, 2009
- i work at a shoprite and i constantly see people trying to steal gum and cat - Feb 17, 2009
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- I once had a friend, Amanda, who everyone thought was the craziest girl in th - Feb 13, 2009
