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School: Fordham University
Hometown: Danbury, CT
At a Glance:
John is the son of a urologist and a homemaker. He had a pleasant childhood free of traumatic and/or repressed memories, or at least he thinks that's the case. He has a great head of hair, a really good jaw, and very nice calves. He is somewhat socially awkward and over-thinks everything.Bio:
To John's dismay, he occasionally finds himself attracted to women who like Sex and the City - which is the bane of his existence - because they tend to be vain and keep themselves pretty, but their lack of sense of humor and personality really pisses him off. He also likes girls who do coke, which he doesn't mess with, because they have thin little arms that make him feel stronger.John currently resides in the Bronx, and believes that the prospect of getting shot or mugged really adds an aura of excitement to any night out.
Comedy Articles:
What Your Handshake Says About You13 comments, 2.4 stars
You can tell a lot about a person from the defects in their handshaking, whether it's too weak, too strong, or the grab is poorly timed.
