Matthew Chard

School

Other

Class of

2005

Hometown

Gold Coast Australia

At a Glance

Twenty-something man-child most commonly found travelling or listening to David Bowie songs while wearing red Spider-Man underpants.

Comedy Articles


Batman and Robin Discuss the 10 Highest-Grossing Films of the 90's
Special effects came on in leaps and bounds, Disney was in its golden age, and asshole Hollywood producers were yet to try and release every single film in 3D.
Oct 4, 2014


Batman and Robin Debate Comic Con's Top 10 Moments
The dynamic duo of entertainment reporters discuss the five-hour line-ups, over-priced merchandise, and 400-pound men dressed as characters from My Little Pony.
Aug 6, 2014


Batman and Robin Discuss 2014's Biggest Upcoming Films
The movie world is set to deliver both highs and lows in 2014. Hear what our caped crusaders have to say in casual convo about some of the year's big releases.
Feb 9, 2014


3 Retro Cartoons That Deserve a Reboot (And 3 That Don't)
The financial success of the Transformers films has proven that rebooting retro cartoons can be big, big business. Here are 3 more cartoons due for a comeback.
Jan 27, 2014


What the 25 Most Popular Films of 2013 Taught Us
Unlikely 2013 movie lessons about life, love, and how to correctly dispose of a genocidal alien military leader who has just escaped the phantom zone.
Nov 11, 2013


6 Potential Characters for Their Own Star Wars Spin-Off Movie
Here are six characters that could be given their own Star Wars films, and what good and bad would come from doing so.
Apr 28, 2013


Best and Worst Case Scenarios for the New Star Wars Films
Come 2015's release of Episode VII, will Star Wars reign triumphant again, or will the franchise descend further into the swamp of midichlorians and ugly, ugly child actors?
Feb 3, 2013


2012 Superhero Performance Review
No matter how important or powerful you are, everyone always ends up answering to someone. Superheroes are no exception, so I've taken it upon myself to judge them.
Dec 24, 2012


7 Fantasy Properties We Want Adapted for the Big Screen
With the first Hobbit film soon to hit theaters, and Game of Thrones still cutting a bloody swathe through the TV ratings, are we about to see another golden period for fantasy movies?
Nov 28, 2012


13 Movies That Make the Apocalypse Seem Tolerable
Everyone knows the world is going to end in 2012: you, me, the Mayans, and George Lucas knew it all along. Rather than get all emo about it, why not embrace the situation?
Apr 7, 2012


The Films of 2012: Unbridled Hope and Crushing Realities
For every awe-inspiring blockbuster or hard-hitting drama we fall in love with, there is always going to be an obnoxious remake. Here is a list of the big films coming in 2012 and what to expect.
Mar 10, 2012


10 Potential Sidekicks for World Domination
Taking over a planet isn't easy. Your second in command will rally the troops, act as top henchman, and pick up a double burrito combo from Taco Bell when you're hungover.
Feb 10, 2012


The Ugly Truth: Childhood Films Through Adult Eyes
Films that seemed great when we were kids, chowing down Fruit Loops or trying to masturbate in privacy, can seem less than stellar when watched through cruel adult eyes.
Jan 14, 2012


10 First Dates with Superwomen
Dating a superwoman is often a recipe for disaster. For every bout of mind-blowing-ultra-cosmic-mega-mega-uber-freaky-crazy-ultrasonic sex, there are numerous pitfalls.
Dec 8, 2011