Doug Ault

School: Eastern Washington University
Class of: 2012
Hometown: Richland, WA

At a Glance:

The guy your mother warned you about.

Comedy Articles:


Jesus and the Vaginal Waterfall
12 comments, 4.1 stars
I thought it could only happen in pornos, but in the darkness of the parking lot I witnessed my first female ejaculation.

The Infamous Ass Onion
4 comments, 2.4 stars
Fueled by moonshine and the freedom from parents, a high school party gives way to the drunkest, grossest morning after story ever.

Monogamy's a Bitch
8 comments, 3.7 stars
Women will never understand the strange view men have of monogamy. The view set forth decades ago by pioneers like Johnny Appleseed.