School: Eastern Washington University
Class of: 2012
Hometown: Richland, WA
At a Glance:
The guy your mother warned you about.Comedy Articles:
Jesus and the Vaginal Waterfall12 comments, 4.1 stars
I thought it could only happen in pornos, but in the darkness of the parking lot I witnessed my first female ejaculation.
The Infamous Ass Onion
4 comments, 2.4 stars
Fueled by moonshine and the freedom from parents, a high school party gives way to the drunkest, grossest morning after story ever.
4 comments, 2.4 stars
Fueled by moonshine and the freedom from parents, a high school party gives way to the drunkest, grossest morning after story ever.
Monogamy's a Bitch8 comments, 3.7 stars
Women will never understand the strange view men have of monogamy. The view set forth decades ago by pioneers like Johnny Appleseed.
Comments:
- It's shit like this that keeps me audibly chuckling throughout that keeps me - Apr 23, 2010
- I never thought I'd come across a girl who has as many different names for he - Apr 23, 2010
- 1. I'm a fan of facial hair. The clean cut look to me has kind of been ruined - Jan 21, 2009
- The end of this article nearly brought a tear to my eye. It's truly a sad day - Jan 19, 2009
- Don't trust it til you get a picture KC - Nov 14, 2008
- 1. Are there TV's in the bathrooms of the White House? That's always been a d - Nov 12, 2008
- Because weed is a bonding point between strangers, a strengthener for friends - Oct 8, 2008
- 1. I guess I must specialize in maverick first timer porn: Rogue Newcomer. - Oct 8, 2008
- 1b: When I was dating a girl with small breasts she refused to let me call th - Oct 3, 2008
- • Is a bear, could possibly eat people... Classic - Jul 3, 2008






