J.M. Lucci

School:

Saint Francis College - Loretto PA

Hometown:

Richmond, VA

At a Glance:

Defending our freedoms.

Bio:

I am the author of "Fringe Benefits" and "The Scriptures of Tyrone," both of which are literary masterpieces. I also wrote a bunch of front-page articles that are awesome.

I've worked a plethora of jobs, including: radio DJ, newspaper editor, prison contractor, network maintenance technician, computer repairman, roof/gutter/window repairman, mechanic, lovestruck poet, sandwich artist, child-care specialist, novelist, basket-weaver, and landscaper.

I enlisted in the Air Force after college because the government is much nicer to you if you're part of it.

White people are stealing all our jobs and keeping potpourri a profitable commodity.

"Fringe Benefits" column archives (2007-2008)

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