School:
Saint Francis College - Loretto PAHometown:
Richmond, VAAt a Glance:
Defending our freedoms.Bio:
I am the author of "Fringe Benefits" and "The Scriptures of Tyrone," both of which are literary masterpieces. I also wrote a bunch of front-page articles that are awesome.I've worked a plethora of jobs, including: radio DJ, newspaper editor, prison contractor, network maintenance technician, computer repairman, roof/gutter/window repairman, mechanic, lovestruck poet, sandwich artist, child-care specialist, novelist, basket-weaver, and landscaper.
I enlisted in the Air Force after college because the government is much nicer to you if you're part of it.
White people are stealing all our jobs and keeping potpourri a profitable commodity.
"Fringe Benefits" column archives (2007-2008)







