College Quotes
Burgan: Hey Danny is there a Dick's Sporting Goods in San Diego, CA?
Danny: No, there's a Chick's...they are in the process of converting all the Chick's to Dick's in California.
Burgan: So if this lady buys something here can she return it there?
Danny: Only if the Chick's have been converted to Dick's.
-Oh the things we learn at work
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The Scale of Doom
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By Alex Bash
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