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"A holiday is an occasion where everyone you have ever known and loved ridicules you for being a failure, you occasionally cry uncontrollably, and sometimes those who ridicule eat your food, justified by the fact that you are STILL a failure."
-Henri, on no room for celebration
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School: College of Lake County
Hometown: Grayslake, IL
At a Glance:
If you give a man a fish, he'll be fed for a day. If you poison the fish, he'll be fed for life.Bio:
If you give that cat a fish, you'll be doing us all a favor. That cat has been bothering us for weeks. Turns out, all he wanted was a fish. So, good job for giving him a fish.Comedy Articles:
Ten Reasons to Love Each Other25 comments, 2.2 stars
If you like reading really long formulaic mediocre online comedy, dig into this highly stimulating article. Or skip to the end, where you, the reader, can star in an improv comedy jam in the comments!
Shape-Ups are for Tards25 comments, 1.9 stars
Shape-Ups are a more effective idiot highlighter than tribal tattoos, Ugg boots, and non-prescription, clear-lensed Ray-Ban glasses on a kid wearing hammer pants while discussing Kafka.
Top 10 Reasons Jesus was Black55 comments, 2.7 stars
Confused white people will deny it, and black people can't decide if it's worth fighting for. But when you look at the facts (Jesus was unemployed, loved watermelon, and got lynched), it's obvious he was black.
How to Fail at Everything You Do13 comments, 2.7 stars
Just look at anything you've ever done. It sucks. You can’t talk to that girl who just smiled at you. Give up now before you get hurt. It's better to feel nothing than pain or joy.
The Gift Money Can't Buy: A Few Kind Words16 comments, 1.9 stars
My siblings and I are supposed to give my parents something they don't have already, but this is a tough task, considering they already buy everything.
Comments:
- Who wouldn't know the short skirt wearing star of the WB's hit show Unhappily - Apr 5, 2012
- Well, I've spent the last three months working on school at a local community - Mar 21, 2012
- You're a comedy writer, Andrei. Do yourself a favor and avoid using the words - Mar 20, 2012
- First off, there is no winning against Andrei. So, Antizzy, you don't need to - Mar 20, 2012
- Yes, civil rights violations occurred in plants where Apple manufactured thei - Mar 17, 2012
- Here is the NPR retraction of Mike Daisey's apple factory story. http://w - Mar 16, 2012
- There is nothing quite like waiting for people to die until you can finally t - Jan 18, 2012
- Andrei, I shouldn't have to explain the difference between primary and second - Jan 12, 2012
- This was an excellent source. This is the definition of a primary source. A f - Jan 11, 2012
- Hey, a reasonable argument. That's not fair. haha. Well, I will concede th - Dec 29, 2011
- This was hilarious. - Dec 29, 2011
- This was pretty funny man. I really liked the lists, though some of the pu - Dec 9, 2011
- I always enjoy reading your shit. I'd like to make a list of all the things I - Dec 8, 2011
- 6R8 4dV1c3... H1l4r10u5 - Nov 17, 2011
- hilarious. - Nov 17, 2011
- You should audition for Survivor or any other reality TV show. They are looki - Nov 5, 2011
- Your level of reading comprehension is part of what makes you great. - Nov 5, 2011
- You're doing great things. - Nov 4, 2011
- 1- Personally, I believe that most of the reporting on narcissism is similar - Nov 3, 2011
- Again, you missed the point. Sources are important. For the quotation, you co - Nov 3, 2011
- I wasn't talking about you forgetting the good Jobs created. I was talking ab - Nov 3, 2011
- That is not a primary source, regardless of whether you can find it a differe - Nov 3, 2011
- I, on the other hand, don't love Steve Jobs, I don't love blind, ignorant, mi - Nov 2, 2011
- Of course you're well researched. That's why you so nicely waited until I ask - Nov 2, 2011
- You don't understand my argument because you don't actually understand why he - Nov 2, 2011
- Steve Jobs wasn't a dick. Steve Jobs occasionally acted like a dick. There is - Nov 2, 2011
- Meh. I owe Jobs nothing. I'm obsessed with accuracy. Saying, "Steve Jobs was - Nov 2, 2011
- I just thought you should know that my creative writing teacher mentioned you - Nov 2, 2011
- Your argument may not, word for word, say that Steve Jobs was simply a dick, - Nov 2, 2011
- Cool. That makes sense. I just wanted to be sure. - Nov 1, 2011
- hilarious - Nov 1, 2011
- Anonymous, I'm confused a little by your response. In your second paragraph a - Nov 1, 2011
- No one has said he's a saint, Andrei. That is something you made up because y - Nov 1, 2011
- If a person asserts that Steve Jobs was a Saint, they'd need to ignore his pe - Oct 31, 2011
- Bahahaha. I did not expect to be laughing after all of that, and yet here I a - Oct 27, 2011
- Homophobia is not admirable. - Oct 27, 2011
- Fuck Yeah. Take it to the comment box. I love it. - Oct 27, 2011
- I think you need to write a follow up article on the spectrum of dicks. Thoug - Oct 27, 2011
- Support your argument and leave me out of it. - Oct 27, 2011
- Turning a homophobic slur into an implied insult that suggests the homophobe - Oct 27, 2011
- Bahahaha. In the real world you can totally do that from the comfort of a - Oct 27, 2011
- The point was that people aren't killing themselves because of their jobs. If - Oct 26, 2011
- Next time include your source when you quote something. From that video, F - Oct 25, 2011
- I like it. Personally I've thought, for a long time, that most of the "smart" - Oct 25, 2011
- Thanks for writing that. I like coming on here and finding stuff like this. - Oct 25, 2011
- Some people can't do anything else and if you can, you probably should do som - Oct 25, 2011
- I think you missed the point - Oct 25, 2011
- Jobs was talking about one factory that he went to, saying, "You go in THIS p - Oct 25, 2011
- Again, you're assuming/speculating in an implied argument that Jobs was lying - Oct 24, 2011
- There was no evidence that Jobs knew what was going on before hand, in that a - Oct 24, 2011
- Keep in mind, no one is saying Jobs is the same as Hitler. Unless, you think - Oct 24, 2011
- hahaha :^P - Oct 24, 2011
- excellent. - Oct 24, 2011
- I guess that means the number one reason people didn't call Jesus a dick was - Oct 24, 2011
- hilarious - Oct 24, 2011
- According to the article you posted, there is no evidence that Apple was comp - Oct 24, 2011
- If Michele Bachman cut off my hand and told me she was my father, I'd commit - Oct 24, 2011
- If "congress fucked and cummed upon a bloated yet sexy ass", then Newt Gingri - Oct 24, 2011
- yet - Oct 23, 2011
- The writer of that article didn't even attempt objectivity. - Oct 23, 2011
- a - Oct 23, 2011
- and - Oct 23, 2011
- haha. agreed. - Oct 23, 2011
- a - Oct 21, 2011
- My point is that jobs wasn't a dick. He was great and people resented that. P - Oct 21, 2011
- in - Oct 21, 2011
- hahaha. Neil Young is one of many people I've heard of and though, "I really - Oct 21, 2011
- I don't think being arrogant is all that bad. Too me, the reason I hate arrog - Oct 21, 2011
- I'm afraid that your comment is vague enough that I'm not sure what you're ta - Oct 20, 2011
- He also made a policy where anyone with a broken eight hundred dollar frisbee - Oct 19, 2011
- You're assuming there is a correlation between the percentage of Steve Jobs m - Oct 19, 2011
- What did you expect, Andrei? - Oct 19, 2011
- That has got to be one of the most narcissistic things I've ever heard somebo - Oct 19, 2011
- Hitler killed six million jews. From his legacy we can see that he was the bi - Oct 18, 2011
- Paternity testing was far from perfect. It was about as reliable as the pull - Oct 18, 2011
- The worst thing Steve Jobs ever did was deny paternity while in college and a - Oct 17, 2011
- Somebody took the bait. - Oct 17, 2011
- Bahahaha - Oct 17, 2011
- nice. - Oct 12, 2011
- Hilarious. Amazing. - Oct 11, 2011
- I would totally do it. As long as Gavin promises that I can play it off as ma - Oct 10, 2011
- I liked this a lot. Though it still is a story that included people telling a - Oct 6, 2011
- Part 1 Hi all, you may know me as Governor Rick Perry. But, what you don't - Oct 5, 2011
- Tina Fey, Chris Farley, Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, Mike Meyers, Martin Sh - Oct 2, 2011
- I gave you my context long before I had to name the source of the definition. - Oct 1, 2011
- The dictionary definition or your definition or anyone else's definition of " - Oct 1, 2011
- It is. Good point. The cool thing? There are fewer people like you there. Tha - Oct 1, 2011
- Zing. Keep em comin. - Oct 1, 2011
- Yawn. - Oct 1, 2011
- I know what the dictionary says you moron. But in different fields, words hav - Oct 1, 2011
- I've been talking about the definition of joke provided by I Am Comic. - Oct 1, 2011
- I'm not saying they are needed. I'm saying that on the top levels, they a - Oct 1, 2011
- That joke isn't in your article. - Oct 1, 2011
- There you go. How hard was that? - Oct 1, 2011
- That's not funny. It's as though you chose not to be funny. Weird. - Oct 1, 2011
- 1) That's the week where you FEEL I called you a cunt, an idiot, a whiny bitc - Oct 1, 2011
- Andrei loves stratum. - Oct 1, 2011
- Dear Lord, you're so close to figuring it out. If only you could put it into - Oct 1, 2011
- In an article about Facebook, you have somehow managed to mention your artwor - Oct 1, 2011
- Andrei is a douche. If he doesn't want to tell jokes, that's his prerogati - Oct 1, 2011
- It's easier to make shit up about what you said than just say you're being va - Oct 1, 2011
- I kind of like it. It makes you conscious of every word. - Sep 30, 2011
- I comment because I like to solve logical problems and comedy. Arguing with A - Sep 30, 2011
- Andrei always replies. It's part of his get rich quick scheme in which he pos - Sep 30, 2011
- Oh I get it. It's not actually even in this article. That's pretty funny, if - Sep 30, 2011
- By all means, maestro, dissect away. I'm sure you're brilliance will be quiet - Sep 30, 2011
- Sorry teach, I won't write a paper about a joke with as many stratum as my co - Sep 30, 2011
- This was fantastic. It's tough to introduce that many characters and have the - Sep 30, 2011
- "Just stop acting like I'm the crazy person and pull out your other jokes tha - Sep 30, 2011
- I doubt you hate jokes. You just don't like obvious jokes. The art is in - Sep 30, 2011
- Every response you're given has been a punchline that I setup by responding t - Sep 30, 2011
- I suppose you think you're the teacher now? Just get over your own greatness - Sep 30, 2011
- You're not Picasso, Mike. I wouldn't need to say anything to Picasso. And, if - Sep 30, 2011
- You said that because you only had one joke. Just say that you don't think te - Sep 30, 2011
- Mike, your argument that copying another successful comic or artist is unauth - Sep 30, 2011
- That's a pun, which is technically a joke. Next joke. - Sep 30, 2011
- Mike, it's not my fault that you can't handle direct intelligent discussion. - Sep 30, 2011
- Haha (actually not laughing but showing that I get the joke). So were not - Sep 30, 2011
- I am routinely impressed by how you "dish it back" when I'm not being abusive - Sep 29, 2011
- Actually it kind of is like a cult. - Sep 29, 2011
- I don't care who writes a better joke, Andrei. I'm just saying that you shoul - Sep 29, 2011
- Sorry that I couldn't help you, Mike. I did my best. I guess I should have ca - Sep 29, 2011
- It's a place called The Second City. Check wikipedia. - Sep 29, 2011
- Andrei, it's not a pissing contest. I suggested in the past that you write jo - Sep 29, 2011
- I don't have to do a damn thing to be right, Andrei. All I need is my brush, - Sep 28, 2011
- I'm confused as to whether you thought the jokes had begun because I haven't - Sep 28, 2011
- Notice how "Yes... and!" doesn't work well in the comment box because normal - Sep 28, 2011
- I'm going to put down my hair brush on this one. This is typical zombie rheto - Sep 25, 2011
- You'll have to enjoy cliff diving without me. I'm staying home because the fo - Sep 25, 2011
- This, like most of your replies to me, is extremely passive aggressive. You'r - Sep 25, 2011
- I've promised myself I won't move out there until I have a reason. So I may n - Sep 24, 2011
- It's not about your right to complain. For me, It's more specific than that. - Sep 24, 2011
- Mike, fuck off. It's a fucking joke. You offered up a perfect instance of pre - Sep 24, 2011
- 1- If he was bitching and ranting about bitching and ranting, that would be i - Sep 23, 2011
- I'm totally with you Mike. I'm like, "It's fine that you moved my shit around - Sep 23, 2011
- Hey man, pretty good jokes considering the deadness of the Chuck Norris horse - Sep 22, 2011
- Sounds like carnage - Sep 20, 2011
- We had the same lame ass gangs in my suburb of Chicago in the early 90's. Tho - Sep 15, 2011
- Hilarious. I'm an uncommon English major because I received a higher grade in - Sep 15, 2011
- I'm a sucker for contractual jokes. - Sep 10, 2011
- Dude, ten years is too much anticipations. You'll blow way to early. Plus, it - Sep 10, 2011
- The video at the end is so ridiculous. - Sep 9, 2011
- You can be Miss December, January, or TF2 (if you get a flame thrower). " - Sep 9, 2011
- That's exactly the reason it needs to be done. Maybe we could make a calendar - Sep 8, 2011
- I was thinking it would be funny for a everyone that gets a shirt to get a ph - Sep 8, 2011
- haha. I knew it. you can all suck it! - Sep 8, 2011
- I realized it wasn't a good "way to do it" piece because it really doesn't co - Sep 8, 2011
- That's was fuckin awesome. Hilarious. - Sep 8, 2011
- Second City is closer to being Harvard than it is to being clown college. But - Sep 7, 2011
- 1) Play is great but so is feedback about what happened when you played. Bott - Sep 7, 2011
- What are you gonna do about it bitch? Don't make me come through your screen - Sep 7, 2011
- It was pretty funny. The mom joke was awesome. And, a nerdy academic characte - Sep 7, 2011
- Sorry that I offended you Mike, what I wrote was in response to you vaguely s - Sep 7, 2011
- I don't really see that subtext in these scenes. It seemed to me that the cha - Sep 6, 2011
- Interesting stuff. - Sep 6, 2011
- I had originally written the first scene as an intentionally poorly written t - Sep 6, 2011
- Nice essay. Though, I wouldn't bother writing an essay like this without joke - Sep 6, 2011
- Well I've now been enticed to figure out what it would be like to expand the - Sep 6, 2011
- Story and genre just add other layers that the writer can play with. To me, i - Sep 6, 2011
- Do what you want Mike. Just get better. When you do you'll probably realize I - Sep 5, 2011
- I don't agree that anyone is laughing at Jesus or anyone else. But to addr - Sep 3, 2011
- The questions the kid constantly asks pushes the entire responsibility of dri - Sep 3, 2011
- What you ladies need is to pack a fake miniature dick so that you can communi - Sep 2, 2011
- BTW, I'm totally in agreement with this. - Sep 1, 2011
- I like the game idea. But since I already bought one, if I win, the perso - Sep 1, 2011
- I can't figure out which frizzy haired bitch I want more. - Aug 31, 2011
- Haha. Believe it or not, unlike you, I haven't been filled with rage, irritat - Aug 31, 2011
- I'm pretty sure you and Andrei are the same person. Only you're not half as c - Aug 31, 2011
- Fuck off. Not everything is related to gender. When you preach and don't get - Aug 31, 2011
- very funny. seemed to lull at the end with the preachy shit. I wish you would - Aug 31, 2011
- I love that this is something one would need to get away with. It's as though - Aug 30, 2011
- Fucking great story. It's great to read a story where the slobs aren't the am - Aug 29, 2011
- Pardon while I think out loud. Dude, I'm always surprised when hilarious p - Aug 28, 2011
- That was great. The toilet bit was definitely a silence breaker. - Aug 25, 2011
- Good luck. I hope your journey through life allows your mind to think beyond - Aug 25, 2011
- This was great. The first comment was great. But, Court's comment needs work. - Aug 25, 2011
- How do you know that the bible is completely true or even partially true? Bey - Aug 24, 2011
- Dude. Hilarious. - Aug 24, 2011
- You are willfully ignorant. Don't you think Satan wants you to be ignorant? A - Aug 24, 2011
- Thanks for the good intentions but you should realize that believing you have - Aug 24, 2011
- There's nothing like getting to the point late in the day where you're just l - Aug 24, 2011
- amazingly creepy = hilarious - Aug 23, 2011
- nice. - Aug 23, 2011
- It's kinda like being the athletic fat kid. You're picked last but your team - Aug 22, 2011
- I like that you won't measure your success with money. Though, I don't unders - Aug 18, 2011
- Well your goal has been simply to get one laugh. So, you've been successful a - Aug 18, 2011
- If I were setting up a test for the acidity of three different chemicals, I w - Aug 17, 2011
- The best critique is whatever makes it easiest to attain your goals. So, I - Aug 17, 2011
- Right. I already said that you need to figure out the good critique from the - Aug 17, 2011
- I guess you've got to figure out why it's important to listen to critique. - Aug 17, 2011
- I guess you've just got to figure out how to filter the good critiques from t - Aug 17, 2011
- Again, I like the characters and I definitely thought this was funny. However - Aug 17, 2011
- Funny stuff. Though, I'd like to have seen more of the fantasy scene where th - Aug 17, 2011
- vague - Aug 16, 2011
- This was pretty funny. Though, I've gotta say the most interesting story in t - Aug 11, 2011
- Great story. I think that who you are is ultimately defined by what you ne - Aug 11, 2011
- I agreed with that already. Jesus was a carpenter... a jobless carpenter. The - Aug 10, 2011
- Jesus was an unemployed carpenter. He did not have a job in any story in the - Aug 10, 2011
- Don't worry. Remember long-term relationships' main utility is its built in b - Jul 21, 2011
- Of course. For a person who's obsessed with fixing problems, you're impossibl - Jul 13, 2011
- You wanted to discuss whether my penis size was satisfying for my wife as if - Jul 13, 2011
- What is deconstructive about letting you know you act like an ass when critic - Jul 13, 2011
- Enjoy the rest of you life, Andrei. - Jul 12, 2011
- You are supposed to put an elipsis before a quote that starts mid sentence bu - Jul 12, 2011
- Great story. Could work with almost any movie made in the eighties. I'd actua - Jul 12, 2011
- Also, I didn't say you were hypocritical. - Jul 12, 2011
- Honestly Andrei, I didn't think you'd go there. But I did say that I never in - Jul 12, 2011
- Andrei, you can stop reading my comments. You're the one who doesn't like neg - Jul 12, 2011
- Comedy is not subjective; it's a form of art. Sense of humor is subjectiv - Jul 11, 2011
- I wasn't responding to you, Andrei. - Jul 11, 2011
- Do you realize you epitomize the argument you posited?... So welcome to the s - Jul 11, 2011
- Kitty Hawk, NC is where the Wright Brothers first flight took place. - Jul 3, 2011
- I'm convinced that one in a hundred drivers from Minnesota will stop at the e - Jul 2, 2011
- Your reading comprehension is pretty poor, either that or you just prefer to - Jul 2, 2011
- Actually, I was simply complying to your edict. I wrapped accurate criticism - Jul 2, 2011
- I actually wrote a piece just like this one after driving five thousand miles - Jul 1, 2011
- That's accurate. - Jul 1, 2011
- Actually I was giving you an example of a joke. - Jul 1, 2011
- It was the bleak realization that I'd have to read this shit for eternity. - Jul 1, 2011
- Richard - are you available this weekend. I don't have kids but there are a b - Jul 1, 2011
- This is the type of article that genuinely scares me when I think about the p - Jul 1, 2011
- I dig it. - Jun 30, 2011
- hahaha - Jun 30, 2011
- Meh. iphone. Red herring, ad hominem, lame jokes, you're still a cunt act - Jun 30, 2011
- If i know nothing about you then why are you are easy to predict, though I di - Jun 29, 2011
- 1. I guess my brain subconsciously gave you too much credit as a human. My mi - Jun 29, 2011
- *snaps* - Jun 29, 2011
- Agreed - Jun 27, 2011
- HAHAHAHAHAHA. Perfect. - Jun 24, 2011
- I think he meant, "you're an idiot," which isn't refuted by pointing out inac - Jun 24, 2011
- Hilarious. I can only think of one thing as I climb into a car like that. I t - Jun 24, 2011
- This is more of a comment aimed at the newer writers. Fantastic comedy art - Jun 23, 2011
- The fuckin lack of jokes recently sucks. It's like never ending set-up after - Jun 23, 2011
- You didn't know what I was thinking. - Jun 23, 2011
- Were you laughing as you wrote this? - Jun 22, 2011
- I don't think a newspaper ever read "Hitler Kills 6 Million Jews". However, " - Jun 21, 2011
- Monroe would be proud. - Jun 21, 2011
- I agree with this except for one thing. A warm velvet pocket has driven every - Jun 17, 2011
- It's amazing how smart dumb people can be. - Jun 14, 2011
- HAHAHAHAGA - Jun 11, 2011
- Haha. For my first decision as Marketing Director, I think the final CRUNCH i - Jun 10, 2011
- I like Rice Christies and Jesu Christ-O's the best. Though, making jokes a - Jun 9, 2011
- Eat What Jesus Ate Mary Magdelen's Sweet Cherry Pie. - Jun 8, 2011
- Berry Christ Mix Sweet Jesus Christ Mix Berry X-mix Zombie Jesus's D - Jun 7, 2011
- Frosted Shredded Mini Jesus Jesus' Choco-Resurection Jesu Christ-O's - Jun 7, 2011
- Jesus Chex "OH MY GOD, they're delicious." Fill your mouth with Jesus Chex. - Jun 6, 2011
- Cinnamon Toast Jesus - Jun 6, 2011
- Solid material. Though, as huge football fan and a player of basketball I - Jun 6, 2011
- It's a good idea to use correct grammar when asserting that another person is - Jun 6, 2011
- That's a keeper - Jun 4, 2011
- solid. I laughed the hardest at the Papa Johns material. - Jun 2, 2011
- This makes me imagine a slightly burnt Jesus on a plate next to another large - May 31, 2011
- Showering in complete darkness and long destinationless drives create the con - May 24, 2011
- like - May 17, 2011
- KC I read your "homosexual" material as concern troll, which doesn't make the - May 17, 2011
- Simply stating, "this is a comedy article," won't due justice to the pure "yo - May 16, 2011
- The divorce rate is highest among evangelicals, Baptists in particular. Enjoy - May 15, 2011
- funny stuff - May 14, 2011
- When I read this I can't help but be optimistic that the future will be fille - May 14, 2011
- Awesome article. - May 13, 2011
- It is not to question why It is your butt Doo doo or die Painted the five - May 13, 2011
- hilarious deification digressions. During middle school I went on a retre - May 12, 2011
- hilarious character. A Madman with great logic and an objective. I like th - May 11, 2011
- This was extremely interesting. I hadn't really thought about the ethics of h - May 10, 2011
- Thanks man. - May 10, 2011
- Neither would I. I think we're getting closer to a common ground. Progres - May 10, 2011
- Haha. You and the portal 2 artwork that I was just looking at conjured up a m - May 8, 2011
- Haha. With portal 2 it's important to be a really drunk/lubricated. - May 8, 2011
- I am. -Shirley - May 7, 2011
- Haha. Brave admissions. For some reason when you say walking on your "persona - May 7, 2011
- haha. calling me weijore is totally acceptable but also feel free to call me - May 7, 2011
- Hmmm. Who is this person? Not Andrei because it would have read "Weidoyoueven - May 7, 2011
- I learn my big words from the history channel. - May 7, 2011
- God help anyone that gets oral surgery and wears shape ups. - May 7, 2011
- ctrl+shift+P Private browsing. It eliminates the need for the deletion of - May 6, 2011
- This is always happening to me. - May 6, 2011
- Bahahahaha - May 5, 2011
- Fucking brilliant indeed. - May 5, 2011
- I didn't know Nam was under dog. - May 4, 2011
- I think he's more of a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Adam just needs a big pipe and - May 4, 2011
- Yes, Stephen Colbert, these statistics were not meant to be factual. - May 2, 2011
- I've got lots but most are "oh shit, I'm an asshole". I'm not irritated or in - May 1, 2011
- Bahahaha. That's is the best story because it is a literal insert foot in mou - May 1, 2011
- "I am typing, therefore I am not [getting fucked]." I'm sure somebody has - Apr 30, 2011
- If you're only having sex to keep your man, you're being coerced into sex. - Apr 29, 2011
- Troll or fucking idiot? hmmm... Wait, got it... a fucking idiot that might al - Apr 29, 2011
- haha. That's partly what I was getting at. There is a lack of idiocy in this - Apr 29, 2011
- Is Hawaii even a part of this country? I heard the title to Hawaii was never - Apr 28, 2011
- Yeah, also it's a round bottle and A-1 bottles are squared. - Apr 28, 2011
- Admiral Akbar is a menace. - Apr 28, 2011
- I've written many of those myself. My favorite was titled, "ATypical Western - Apr 28, 2011
- I bet you had A-1 fanatics pissed. "A-1 is NOT ketchup; you rotten sonuvab - Apr 28, 2011
- This thread is evidence that trolls are a minority and confused idiots (um... - Apr 28, 2011
- This is becoming a veritable arbutus smorgasbord or a harpsichord of comments - Apr 27, 2011
- If evil had a first name, it's G-E-N-E-R-A-L. - Apr 26, 2011
- rum and coke must be an amazing and deliciously ethical way to kill them. - Apr 25, 2011
- Those are all okay because you feel the threat of eminent bodily harm. My - Apr 25, 2011
- I think for the self defense plea there must be the threat of eminent bodily - Apr 25, 2011
- "Shut Up and Get Back in the Kitchen" would be a great title for a book. J - Apr 25, 2011
- Turn canned air upside-down and spray on bug to flash freeze. - Apr 25, 2011
- I hear White Phosphorus is amazing for burning things. - Apr 24, 2011
- Nou - Apr 24, 2011
- You know that song "Rocket Man"... because it's you. You're the rocket man. - Apr 22, 2011
- How crazy is bat shit? Update on the Megazord front: Put the tips toget - Apr 22, 2011
- Andrei, it's not a debate. Men stand while peeing. It's a fact. You're ju - Apr 22, 2011
- For sure and similarly I don't think men want to be restricted to the 1950's - Apr 21, 2011
- I like this post. Misogyny is funny, and feminism is filled with tons of miso - Apr 21, 2011
- As an aspiring comedian, I love that people like that exist. As a human, it s - Apr 21, 2011
- You've figured out my one weakness, my inability to stop commenting about you - Apr 21, 2011
- Suddenly, I understand why my cousin said his Taurus SHO was not Super High O - Apr 21, 2011
- If only your crying could be better conveyed in your text. - Apr 21, 2011
- Dude, get a life. If you don't like what you've read. DON'T READ IT... GET IN - Apr 21, 2011
- Anyone else think that having a bug up your butt might be something a paranoi - Apr 21, 2011
- Putting things up my butt would be your conception of humor. You are five yea - Apr 21, 2011
- I know I said I wouldn't comment back but I feel compelled by something deep - Apr 20, 2011
- I guess, I'll address THE question you asked. You asked, "What the hell are y - Apr 20, 2011
- Andrei, Gavin didn't answer A question. If he hadn't answered THE question - Apr 20, 2011
- Based upon the majority of the text on this site, which falls in the comment - Apr 20, 2011
- What an image. - Apr 15, 2011
- Fucking hilarious. - Apr 15, 2011
- Dear god! Amazing story. Horrifying and hilarious. - Apr 15, 2011
- Don't worry. That person still trusts Bush. - Apr 15, 2011
- I'm not going to be sarcastic here. Ryan, "can you say douchebag?" is not - Apr 15, 2011
- I'm glad somebody could clear that up. I'm sure you just saved anonymous who - Apr 13, 2011
- But I feel like the owl from the tootsie pop commercials - Apr 13, 2011
- I touched it!!!!!!!!! - Apr 13, 2011
- touchITtouchITtouchITtouchITtouchITtouchIT - Apr 13, 2011
- closer still - Apr 13, 2011
- Getting closer - Apr 13, 2011
- My favorite part is not reading your comments or clicking your hyperlinks. It - Apr 13, 2011
- Is it a coincidence that scissors and your hair haven't met? - Apr 13, 2011
- "God is good... oh yeah!!! I'm so glad that I am not buying into any of Satan - Apr 13, 2011
- It's such a coincidence that you decided to comment back. - Apr 13, 2011
- Haha. Snap. Just another reason to hate the French... Because I can't - Apr 13, 2011
- Solid article. The images of the terrible future of their children were aweso - Apr 13, 2011
- I've gotten tired of using the word "clique", too. Using "trite" is a beautif - Apr 13, 2011
- What are the chances of getting stabbed in the neck? - Apr 13, 2011
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- What's the best contraceptive for young people? Premature ejaculation. - Apr 12, 2011
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- clap - Apr 12, 2011
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- What is true is all that is important. - Apr 12, 2011
- Mike, I said, "It's as though you used the same search criteria on the same s - Apr 11, 2011
- Mike, fuck off. Your analysis of the world is filtered through visions of dra - Apr 11, 2011
- You forgot the part when Andrei tried to steal a common domain phrase. - Apr 11, 2011
- I don't care whether or not it's a coincidence. My point was that it isn't or - Apr 11, 2011
- This would be a much funnier and shorter debate infront of a judge. Enjoy thi - Apr 11, 2011
- I still don't care what you believe because you're more than kinda crazy. - Apr 11, 2011
- Less poetic than the original and yet still plagiarism. - Apr 11, 2011
- Your "crazy person" impersonation is spot on. - Apr 11, 2011
- The causal branch I was referring to was googling "the burger king". So your - Apr 11, 2011
- Is this like the "last clap" competition, minus chlamydia? - Apr 11, 2011
- I'm a commentator. I only care about responding. - Apr 11, 2011
- It more likely than you guys searching through old micro-film and selecting t - Apr 11, 2011
- Hey, I'm always down for being dependable, regardless of implication. - Apr 11, 2011
- I said good day. - Apr 10, 2011
- I thought the shame was getting into arguments with people that clearly don't - Apr 10, 2011
- Haha, for some unknown reason I image the narrator for Cold Case Files readin - Apr 10, 2011
- I don't know how to play along with you on this. I feel like you are so wrong - Apr 9, 2011
- I think you've proven my points sufficiently. You are both wrong and unable t - Apr 9, 2011
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- You both searched "the Burger King" around the same day and were attracted to - Apr 9, 2011
- It's as though you used the same search criteria on the same search engine. W - Apr 8, 2011
- So... How's the weather out there? - Apr 8, 2011
- Ah, wow. You successfully deflected negative feedback. - Apr 8, 2011
- I like it. My older brother is an econ/finance major and we end up talking ab - Apr 8, 2011
- Change "of" to "in". - Apr 8, 2011
- I too was writing a review in my head while watching it. It was to be title " - Apr 8, 2011
- I'm pretty sure Missy wants a front and center seat to "Andrea's Golden Showe - Apr 8, 2011
- Glad to hear emotional abuse is still being practiced. Your self security sho - Apr 8, 2011
- I like how the article is "Why I'm Never Having Kids" and yet there is so exp - Apr 8, 2011
- Shit is also "literally natural". - Apr 7, 2011
- haha. That's where I go when I forget my notebook at home. I've purchased lik - Apr 7, 2011
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- hahaha - Apr 5, 2011
- If we don't know for certain that it is without an end, then it is not an exa - Apr 4, 2011
- It's called second person, which is common in "how to" guides. Your response - Apr 4, 2011
- Bahahaha - Apr 4, 2011
- Hilarious. - Apr 4, 2011
- Wow, I love how intricate a lie to yourself can become. What if god is ev - Apr 4, 2011
- We don't know if it is never ending. We just haven't found an end. - Apr 4, 2011
- It's a good point but it denies the reality that many writers find it annoyin - Apr 4, 2011
- I wasn't talking about your intentions. - Apr 4, 2011
- Mmmmm an article on ethics. - Mar 30, 2011
- Yes Bud, I'm a tool. I am also illogical. I write incoherent arguments. My Fa - Mar 30, 2011
- If they ask why, then you're doing it wrong. If it's enjoyable, nobody cares - Mar 30, 2011
- YOU LIKE TO INVALIDATE OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS WHILE YOU ESTABLISH THAT YOURS - Mar 30, 2011
- Thanks for the perfect illustration of a logical argument. - Mar 29, 2011
- Dad, wait up for me. - Mar 25, 2011
- This is a family issue Mike. Mind your own bee's wax. - Mar 25, 2011
- Also, you don't want to ask questions or tell another character what to do. - Mar 24, 2011
- I appreciate your feedback but I also find it unspecific as to what you find - Mar 23, 2011
- "Yes and" and you'll become funnier. Constantly denying the reality of anothe - Mar 23, 2011
- You're a guilty pleasure. I'm sitting here not sure if I should a) hide the s - Mar 22, 2011
- BTW- Casey, this is a really funny piece. And, sorry for highjacking your com - Mar 18, 2011
- Okay, I'm timing out. Sometimes it's just nice to systematically show some - Mar 18, 2011
- Awesome stuff. - Mar 17, 2011
- Dear who ever the fuck you are McGinty, I'm going to assume that you're du - Mar 16, 2011
- Resume (and interview) Highschool: Yes College: Some Previous work exp - Mar 16, 2011
- "seriously I creamed in my pants" not sexy. I've had way too many creamy d - Mar 16, 2011
- I like this. It's not the funniest thing ever, but it gives a glimpse behind - Mar 16, 2011
- Defending accused rapists is probably not your best choice. Besides, that - Mar 16, 2011
- Thanks for the feedback. There are some things I would change about the way p - Mar 10, 2011
- Court the Deer has to appear at least one more time so that I can comment "ni - Mar 7, 2011
- BAHAHAHAHA - Mar 7, 2011
- If by "terrible" you mean awesome. Hilarious. This reminds me of what the fut - Mar 7, 2011
- Oh man, I dropped a class last semester because I didn't have enough time to - Mar 4, 2011
- This must be why productivity has soared in the last half century. - Mar 1, 2011
- Yeah, if you look closely at the picture of the bear on the cross, you can ac - Mar 1, 2011
- I'm sorry you're the type a' idiot that can be distracted enough by a crucifi - Feb 28, 2011
- Longest search criteria ever. - Feb 28, 2011
- This was definitely special. You can tell you friends you got action from a d - Feb 28, 2011
- This article is awesome. This is like a catalogue of great decisions. It real - Feb 28, 2011
- ridiculous. Reminds me of playing welts ping pong, only much worse. - Feb 27, 2011
- Involuntary laughter shows truth, and voluntary laughter show courtesy. - Feb 27, 2011
- Something about this article made me want to stare at your profile making har - Feb 26, 2011
- hahahaha - Feb 26, 2011
- Funny article. The last two hit home better for me. I think that's because th - Feb 25, 2011
- Thanks for the feedback. Feel free to continue to hide behind anonymity while - Feb 24, 2011
- Hilarious. I wonder how much it would cost to put this on video. - Feb 16, 2011
- Dude awesome stuff. You successfully were able to write first person racist j - Feb 15, 2011
- oh oh oh. "Crimes and Miss Demeaner: You're a worthless piece of shit" - Feb 14, 2011
- Hilarious. The use of colors is great formatting. I think this piece would ha - Feb 14, 2011
- "One Felon and Two Felonees" - Feb 14, 2011
- This was actually very readable and funny. Sometimes, I find it challenging t - Feb 13, 2011
- This makes me wonder, who owns the number three spot? - Feb 13, 2011
- I just tried to find my article by googleing it, and so I typed "reasons jesu - Feb 12, 2011
- This was awesome. I laughed my way through the entire piece. This story has t - Feb 12, 2011
- like - Feb 11, 2011
- I guess I find something unimpressive about a lording accomplishments over ot - Feb 11, 2011
- That's impressive because green poop went out of style in the eighties. - Feb 11, 2011
- Hahaha. - Feb 11, 2011
- My place is usually tidier than this. - Feb 11, 2011
- Gotta love the passive aggressive troll. - Feb 11, 2011
- Or a Part-Time Model. - Feb 11, 2011
- like - Feb 10, 2011
- Andrei you're so beautiful, like a tree, or a high class prostitute. - Feb 10, 2011
- My Kramer Focus 3000 is sad that I never learned to play it like that. - Feb 10, 2011
- Great points. - Feb 10, 2011
- That's why I'm still here. It's always a pleasure to come here. - Feb 9, 2011
- Sooo funny, especially after reading the hateful comments that were left. Peo - Feb 9, 2011
- Andrei's just trying to get in your pants. The difference between what he doe - Feb 9, 2011
- Awesome - Feb 9, 2011
- They made a toy of JarJar that said things like, "Me sa called Ja Ja Binks," - Feb 9, 2011
- Did anybody else just get really optimistic about this guys chances? - Feb 8, 2011
- Thanks. - Feb 8, 2011
- I will thank you for your feedback and decide not to re-establish the semanti - Feb 8, 2011
- I don't think that's what she was communicating. I think she was pointing - Feb 8, 2011
- You can take that pretentious troll and shove it right up your ass. And, cut - Feb 8, 2011
- I wish your stage name was Whisky Dick, because you're like the Mick Foley of - Feb 8, 2011
- I was wondering how you might try to invalidate a logically sound argument th - Feb 8, 2011
- @(u u)- It's a turtle. - Feb 7, 2011
- The truth is bro, you haven't been with enough women to see your glaring erro - Feb 7, 2011
- Or is it that you haven't noticed that it happened and you're still pumping l - Feb 7, 2011
- Hahahaja (iPhone auto-corrected to that) hilarious. - Feb 7, 2011
- Applause followed by "ohhhh, Dayyyuuumm." - Feb 7, 2011
- BTW- I totally have problem with long comments that I probably shouldn't post - Feb 7, 2011
- Hey, I appreciate feedback in any form (even it is critical) and the fact tha - Feb 7, 2011
- Haha, if I get punched in the stomach randomly, I won't expect an apology aft - Feb 5, 2011
- Court, Have you ever considered acquiring other sites? - Feb 5, 2011
- This was a super interesting read. My favorite line, "I don't think I'm as - Feb 5, 2011
- Haha. Thanks for answering. These were great responses. I especially love the - Feb 4, 2011
- Hey man... or woman, Write something longer than three sentences, preferab - Feb 4, 2011
- Hilarious. This makes me want to watch The Decline of Western Civilization Pa - Feb 4, 2011
- Hahaha, thanks Court. Supersonic was my favorite video game character and som - Feb 4, 2011
- As a side note, The Black Local 249 seems like a great premise for an ensembl - Feb 4, 2011
- Thanks. - Feb 4, 2011
- Seriously, thank you. You've stopped my self derision momentarily. - Feb 4, 2011
- Thanks for the feedback. - Feb 3, 2011
- KC, A list of questions (warning: this list goes to eleven). What's the - Feb 3, 2011
- Seriously funny. Your character is awesomely funny. Note taken. - Feb 3, 2011
- Great article. Time to read your first stuff. I need to answer a question. - Feb 3, 2011
- Thanks Andrei. At least I got one laugh. - Feb 3, 2011
- Hilarious. - Feb 3, 2011
- Very funny. It makes me think of all the really gross underwear categories th - Feb 2, 2011
- "Can I see it?" - Feb 2, 2011
- Sexual assault day. What could possibly be wrong with that? - Feb 1, 2011
- Haha. Somebody is actually getting notifications. - Feb 1, 2011
- This is what people do after angrily reading Readers Digest. This person - Feb 1, 2011
- I like the scene in number five. Hilarious. Me likey. - Jan 31, 2011
- Haha. As a married man, the mystique surrounding woman that says they are per - Jan 27, 2011
- That's what makes this article kick ass. - Jan 27, 2011
- Solid article but the second two last sentence was off the charts. Great work - Jan 27, 2011
- That totally makes sense, like when I think about it. It's like obtaining ob - Jan 26, 2011
- Mike Lamb jeans rule the world. I guess this site needs one of those CAPTCHA - Jan 26, 2011
- Haha, nice. - Jan 26, 2011
- CNN is one of the contrived products of men who act like they're friends. I k - Jan 25, 2011
- Fucking brilliant. You should sell that to Gold Bond. Dude1: Dude, is that - Jan 25, 2011
- That is so funny. I want to see more of that. - Jan 24, 2011
- I hope you've got comics. I love the comics. - Jan 24, 2011
- You must sing lead in a Police cover band. - Jan 21, 2011
- It's "...self-serving sexual innuendo faux-feminine bullshit masquerading as - Jan 21, 2011
- I just realized that if this site were broadcast in 3-d I'd feel the need to - Jan 21, 2011
- I'll win you over if it's the last thing I do tdhurst. - Jan 21, 2011
- Haha. Sorry. I totally understand. I would have liked to edit most of what I - Jan 21, 2011
- I totally have an elastic waisted, suspenders with jeans wearing, ex-retired - Jan 21, 2011
- Now I really want to know what it said before. - Jan 21, 2011
- Like - Jan 21, 2011
- I've found Latin to be a mixture of bubble gum and pussy. - Jan 21, 2011
- It's called "Commonly Accepted Ignorance as Truth." The CAIAT of America, or - Jan 20, 2011
- Laughing for days must be like when you have an erection for more than four h - Jan 20, 2011
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I just want you to know how funny that was and - Jan 19, 2011
- Me rikey. I think there should be a "reich" button (for the Nazis out there) - Jan 19, 2011
- Every article should be linked to this piece right here. Classic. Though, - Jan 19, 2011
- That's a better joke than you acted. I hate to kill the joke by analyzing - Jan 19, 2011
- Is anyone else imaging an episode of Scoody Doo where Betty White dresses up - Jan 18, 2011
- haha. Google is amazing. - Jan 18, 2011
- This was article was, in part, inspired by you. So at the very least, you ar - Jan 18, 2011
- This will definitely hurt my future chances with you, but I'm not Andrei so I - Jan 17, 2011
- You're the type of intelligence that inspired eugenics. - Jan 17, 2011
- Like - Jan 17, 2011
- Thanks for the feedback. It's an honor to have you, Homer, read anything I'v - Jan 17, 2011
- Thanks for illustrating the failure of even mentioning Harry Potter. Haha. - Jan 17, 2011
- Penile and penal seem redundant. I think fucking people and fucking people s - Jan 16, 2011
- Carlin lesson number 567 Your first mistake in having a convincing souther - Jan 16, 2011
- For chronic hand holders beware of the Applause. - Jan 15, 2011
- Haha. You might end up being one of the virgin nerds. - Jan 15, 2011
- Fufu fa fa - Jan 15, 2011
- The reason I never joined the Army is because I was afraid of losing some Kur - Jan 15, 2011
- Half the stuff I say is total garbage. It's figuring out which half that is - Jan 15, 2011
- Solid stuff as always. I would defend the merits of writing to conform to a - Jan 14, 2011
- I didn't know that the subconscious mind could make a person achieve climax o - Jan 14, 2011
- Shameless. I like it. - Jan 14, 2011
- Patrons get entertainment, journalists make money, and politician's get their - Jan 13, 2011
- I think it's more likely a knee-jerk reaction of your designated psycho. The - Jan 13, 2011
- I would like to rebut my superlative by adding a couple. • Most likely t - Jan 13, 2011
- So far it seems like the only parties to benefit from this post are named Joh - Jan 12, 2011
- I read this a while back and was going to comment but I got distracted by one - Jan 11, 2011
- This was easily the funniest thing I have ever read online. I laughed til it - Jan 10, 2011
- If parking meters had vaginas, they would get fucked. All the time. "A fu - Jan 10, 2011
- That was funny. I love it when a reader makes a simple cut down. i.e.: "F - Jan 10, 2011
- It's weijore, haha, and I thought that the sixteenth President would be good. - Jan 10, 2011
- On the sixteenth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Aaaa-Braaa-ham - Jan 10, 2011
- It's a Christmas miracle. - Jan 10, 2011
- haha. - Jan 10, 2011
- bahaha - Jan 9, 2011
- That was fun. Wanna have an argument again sometime? - Jan 9, 2011
- Is it rape if it's a sheep? - Jan 9, 2011
- You are definitely passive aggressive. You're like Gandhi. A racist ignoran - Jan 9, 2011
- Get fucked you passive aggressive piece of shit. Make a statement about me o - Jan 9, 2011
- Get funny. Then we'll talk. - Jan 9, 2011
- bahaha - Jan 9, 2011
- The stubble guy totally looks just like Ricky Williams. - Jan 9, 2011
- haha. Me likey. - Jan 9, 2011
- Haha. - Jan 7, 2011
- Seriously though, I was kind of sad that I missed most of this event. Now I' - Jan 7, 2011
- Great stuff. I always love the puns. Here's my attempt at making a pun. - Jan 7, 2011
- Haha ok, that was funny. First off, it made me laugh. I don't completely kn - Jan 7, 2011
- I'm pretty sure that as soon as I followed Bill Dixon's link to his first PiC - Jan 6, 2011
- This is what aired instead. Hi I'm Hayden Panettiere, I want to talk to yo - Jan 5, 2011
- Nice piece. This sounds a little like a cooler version of a PSA or middle sc - Jan 4, 2011
- I like to think that I'll Alt+F4 life because I'm not interested in restartin - Jan 4, 2011
- Wouldn't it have been more concerning if it was fresh? - Jan 3, 2011
- Great post. I thinks it's a sad indictment against the uninteresting natur - Jan 3, 2011
- You are the master of irony. - Jan 2, 2011
- Great piece. Funny and painfully true. Male insecurity is the root of most - Jan 2, 2011
- You're playing a game called "yes and... no." - Dec 31, 2010
- Now that I've been vulnerable with you, you reward me with rejection. It's s - Dec 30, 2010
- Haha. Do you have this in NIV? - Dec 30, 2010
- Seriously, this is the first time I've been hit on ever, except for that one - Dec 30, 2010
- Sorry I beat you to him. If only you had known Missy was the route directly - Dec 30, 2010
- In the straightest way possible I climb into bed. Andrei (dreamy long hair P - Dec 30, 2010
- In the straightest way possible I climb into bed. Andrei (dreamy long hair P - Dec 30, 2010
- BTW- Missy is "the excuse to climb into bed with Andrei." - Dec 30, 2010
- Thanks - Dec 30, 2010
- My real objective has been accomplished. Thanks for the opportunity to climb - Dec 30, 2010
- I take any opportunity to make jokes seriously. - Dec 29, 2010
- I'm not afraid of pulling out a cliche when it's necessary, or if I don't rea - Dec 29, 2010
- Awesome post. Great homosexual comments. All around a great piece. Gre - Dec 29, 2010
- Also I like the use of list. I didn't really notice that it was part of this - Dec 29, 2010
- "as long as Hannukah with the relevance of Arbor Day.". I laughed at this. A - Dec 29, 2010
- Funny cures all. - Dec 29, 2010
- Improv is similar, though you have more people out there with you. Our entir - Dec 29, 2010
- Haha - Dec 28, 2010
- Wait, was that serious? If so, then I'm pissed. - Dec 28, 2010
- Awesome article man. Your Content + Your Character = Boners for Greatness. - Dec 28, 2010
- Haha. Is this one of those times when saying I was joking doesn't make it up - Dec 25, 2010
- I've developed some new traditions myself in the past couple years. 1- Res - Dec 25, 2010
- I found that passive resistance is effective. I took a peaceful resistance a - Dec 25, 2010
- Haha. You set me up perfectly. I could change my name right now and then sa - Dec 25, 2010
- Standard English is basically pretentiousness, racism, and classism instituti - Dec 24, 2010
- Haha. I was mid-edit when you commented. I was saying that this article h - Dec 24, 2010
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- Great article, and only one reference to economics. I like the part abou - Dec 23, 2010
- Here's the epistemological question that will blow your mind. Did I really b - Dec 22, 2010
- I have no idea what you're talking about. - Dec 22, 2010
- Your troll with the long upended neon blue hair that draws the line somewhere - Dec 21, 2010
- Khalil, your major error is assuming anyone gives enough fuck about what you - Dec 20, 2010
- Ew. - Dec 19, 2010
- Honestly, your trivialization of white people's problems is disgusting. It's - Dec 19, 2010
- Originally I thought this was going to be about oral sex but despite my disap - Dec 18, 2010
- Fuckin hilarious character, story, and format. Reminds me of a funnier versi - Dec 17, 2010
- Oh snap - Dec 17, 2010
- Happy 10 PiC! Compared to anything on anglefire or AOL you're way better. P - Dec 17, 2010
- Exit Through the Gift Shop - Dec 16, 2010
- I'm starting the writing program in January. I'd explain sports to you but I - Dec 13, 2010
- Here is my cynical paranoid rant. The NFL was in on the conspiracy. Why e - Dec 13, 2010
- great capitalization joke - Dec 11, 2010
- At first I thought Corey Feldman would be a good choice, but then I thought w - Dec 10, 2010
- nice. funny shit. I wonder if this format were produced into film who would - Dec 9, 2010
- Chuck Norris is actually a command, which is funny because it's also a dudes - Dec 9, 2010
- A comma is as good as a period. I always say. - Dec 9, 2010
- Pish posh. I say. A duel is the only sensible way to settle this. - Dec 9, 2010
- Wikileaks is exactly what Jefferson wanted. The media is supposed to act as - Dec 9, 2010
- The absurdity of religion is amazing. Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John didn't wr - Dec 9, 2010
- With google at everyone's finger tips it's a wonder that people are still mak - Dec 7, 2010
- Just because it's silly doesn't mean it isn't serious business. You are v - Dec 6, 2010
- It kind of looks like you're peeing on the poster you're standing next to. - Dec 6, 2010
- "alot stupider" a lot more stupid - Dec 6, 2010
- No problem. I understand. Subjectivity is an important unavoidable part of - Dec 6, 2010
- This reminds me of A History of Violence. It's either the worst article I've - Dec 5, 2010
- 1 in 10 times a sibling picks up the phone in the other room and listens for - Dec 5, 2010
- I love the characters. I'd love to see this produced into a short film or in - Dec 5, 2010
- The funny thing is that I have seen only thirty seconds of Saw. But when you - Dec 4, 2010
- Really funny stuff. You had me at French Vanilla Cappuccino. I heard my wif - Dec 4, 2010
- Inspiration- thanks A man wakes up in a dimly lit inescapable room tethere - Dec 4, 2010
- Some more jaded comments. Girls are like video games: their hard to figure - Nov 10, 2010
- male version of comment. Sexual, funny and educational. I believe you've fo - Nov 10, 2010
- After reading some of your old blog posts I have realized that there is defin - Nov 9, 2010
- I had to check submission's subject line real quick to be sure I didn't fall - Nov 9, 2010
- Funny I thought fire eggs only applied to gingers. - Nov 9, 2010
- You should write your next thesis on game theory. The payoff is when in your - Nov 8, 2010
- I am extremely disappointed because I thought I was going to read about the s - Nov 8, 2010
- "Facebook will surreptitiously tip-toe into your room and softly press a pill - Nov 5, 2010
- "You see, the REMICs couldn't own the note because they had to be something c - Oct 27, 2010
- I'm thinking kind of out loud here. Carlin's composition was all about putti - Oct 26, 2010
- I find that shit funny. I wasn't rolling on the floor laughing out loud, but - Oct 26, 2010
- How 'bout a ride called The Flow: The Best Damn Period Ride. - Oct 17, 2010
- Haha. Hind sight. - Oct 16, 2010
- "STEEAAALLL SHIT!" Sounds like Dane Cooks Walgreens bit. - Oct 15, 2010
- I'm too afraid that my dick looks like tackle to take off my shorts in any bo - Oct 12, 2010
- I'd be on Mom's side but she so busy fuckin everybody in the world to listen - Oct 11, 2010
- Gavin your carrot joke is stereotypical and frankly insensitive. My best fri - Oct 8, 2010
- I agree pretty wholeheartedly. But, you say that he hasn't worked a day in h - Oct 3, 2010
- fricken hilarious. It was worth clicking out of that add at the showed up on - Oct 2, 2010
- haha. I'm glad I went farther into this than the pic. It was well worth it. - Sep 20, 2010
- Dude you produce a lot of work. I aspire to write as often as you do. Maybe - Sep 16, 2010
- I love the pure madness factor of articles with anti-morality. Even the "mor - Sep 13, 2010
- That was magnificent. Everything was spot on. - Sep 9, 2010
- Maybe I'll save it for my creative writing class this evening. It should be - Sep 9, 2010
- I'd like to speak out today about an important issue. An issue that affects - Sep 9, 2010
- he was jaded thirteen year old. - Sep 6, 2010
- funny shit. Football is the same way. I snicker every time the announcers - Sep 6, 2010
- I dig the structure Old event recent event old event recent - Sep 6, 2010
- Classic - Sep 6, 2010
- That's funny because where I'm from the game is called Pussies and Ladders. - Sep 6, 2010
- Just to clarify Mountain streams are formed by the melting of Scott Stapp' - Sep 3, 2010
- The dual meaning was awesome. Even if it was a typo I'd keep it. If you h - Sep 2, 2010
- I must say that you are an inspiring writer, and I think it's because your ha - Sep 2, 2010
- Favorite quote: "God you are so retarded." - Sep 1, 2010
- This will probably come off kind of pretentious but I'm going to say it anywa - Sep 1, 2010
- I would write an article about it, but I've already shot my wad. I'll need t - Aug 17, 2010
- Just to prove sex doesn't top all lists for men. The NOT top ten lists of - Aug 15, 2010
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- She's a bit like a talented female version of Dustin Diamond. She has grossl - Aug 14, 2010
- Top Three worst things to hold while having sex. 3. Cell phone connected t - Aug 14, 2010
- good stuff - Aug 14, 2010
- Words definitely won't due. PiC-tures will be needed and maybe video. A - Aug 14, 2010
- First off, get a room. You two can write an article together about it. The - Aug 13, 2010
- Powerful stuff. It's good to hear that you're doing well. Keep adding up th - Aug 3, 2010
- It's good to know the Australian equivalent of pussy. Using Fanny will yield - Jul 22, 2010
- Nice. It's good to see somebody finally come to Jesus' aid. This is really - Jul 21, 2010
- I'm so angry that I don't like punctuation so STFU you Lady Gaga hating basta - Jul 13, 2010
- So I've put together a yearly paintball outing for five years and I'm at the - Jul 13, 2010
- Just referencing the mouth-to-ass debate subtly. - Jun 30, 2010
- I love the internet for it's ample supply of arrogant idiots. Your shit is f - Jun 29, 2010
- I love that guy. I had a friend once that would go to movies by himself. I - Jun 25, 2010
- I totally agree that men are at least as emotional, if not more. Every time - Jun 24, 2010
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- The difference between you and the writer you describe isn't different. You - Jun 13, 2010
