College Quotes
Adam: As soon as it hits midnight I'm running over there to give him a kiss.
Tyler: Isn't that kinda...gay since you're both guys and all?
Adam: Nah man, I'm only doing it to piss off Brooke.
Tyler: You hate Brooke so much that you're going to be his first kiss as a 20-year-old even if it's pretty gay?
Adam: Fuck yeah bro, I despise that cunt.
-On swinging for the fences even if batting for the other team
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School: Harvard University
Class of: 2014
Hometown: A town, mofo
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