Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
At a Glance:
Crad Kilodney has self-published a number of twisted and humorous books, and written for a variety of publications, Canadian and otherwise, such as Only Paper Today, 'What' (a literary magazine), and Rustler (for which he wrote a monthly column at one point). His new writings are at cradkilodney.wordpress.comBio:
Crad is credited with writing the first unsolicited short story ever accepted by National Lampoon, "The Day Saturn Crashed Into The Earth."Comedy Articles:
How to Survive in the Sahara Desert11 comments, 3.3 stars
What do you do if you just happen to find yourself in the middle of the Sahara Desert? Commercial airlines don't fly over the Sahara, as far as I know.
Gardening for the Disabled3 comments, 3.6 stars
Even if you're like, totally fucked up and in a wheelchair, you can still garden, okay? Millions of disabled people assume they can't, but that's only because nobody told them how, which is what I intend to do.
What to Do About Brains2 comments, 3.7 stars
Once again, you confront the fiendish "brain in a jar" that has taken over your life. And what happens? You lose your nerve, and the brain wins again.
Qing Fo, The Chinese Squid Woman3 comments, 3.4 stars
Qing Fo, the Chinese Squid Woman, is the biggest mystery in the history of China. Now if your stupid dog would shutup, maybe I could tell you her story!







