College Quotes
Adam: As soon as it hits midnight I'm running over there to give him a kiss.
Tyler: Isn't that kinda...gay since you're both guys and all?
Adam: Nah man, I'm only doing it to piss off Brooke.
Tyler: You hate Brooke so much that you're going to be his first kiss as a 20-year-old even if it's pretty gay?
Adam: Fuck yeah bro, I despise that cunt.
-On swinging for the fences even if batting for the other team
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School: Truman State University
Class of: 2012
Hometown: Jacksonville, IL
At a Glance:
Have you read The Sun Also Rises? Yeah, I didn't finish it either. From what I've gathered, that is my life. All that senseless drunken debauchery and bullfighting.Bio:
I was born into a middle-class white family. My parents enjoyed the occasional drink and a game of cribbage. I thought that seemed like old people shit. I kind of like cribbage now.Comedy Articles:
Gatorade: The Blood, Sweat, Etc. of America16 comments, 4.2 stars
There are only four types of people who drink Gatorade. Half are douchebags, half are athletes, and the rest are just really, really fucking thirsty.
Comments:
- k - Apr 15, 2010
- Cute is way more likely to get you laid that LOLZ. That's why anyone writes, - Apr 13, 2010
