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The Church's Business in Sex Ed

My Dearest National (and Local) Church,

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Latest Will and Testament

Last Will and Testament of Roxanne Proxita Beatrice Lopatka Hamm
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Poor Hygiene Terrorizing Across Country

“Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I have seen many acts that are deplorable and inhumane but nothing could prepare me for the crime that went on before my very eyes in the ladies restroom. Yes, the crime I am ranting about this time is lack of cleansing after using the facilities. W Read More »

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Extra Curricular Junkies Awareness Week

Three of every five people have participated in extra curricular activities. One out of every four ‘active’ college students is suffering from an extra curricular addiction, and they need your help. In order to help your ailing comrade, you need to know a few things about Extra-Curricular Addiction or ECA.
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Who's Your State?

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Moving-In with All-Nighters

There is a time in every person’s life where one makes drastic changes in search of new beginnings. This process can take on many forms including but not limited to trying a miracle diet, taking flirting advice from a grandparent, washing an ill-tempered kitten, and challenging Steven Hawking to a battle of wits.Read More »

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The Scam Artist and My Cell Phone

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Hello, Boys and Girls

Hello, Boys and Girls Read More »
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Escaping Further Punishment from Your Local Matchmaker

Escaping Further Punishment from Your Local Matchmaker Read More »
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Irrational Female Hate!

Irrational Female Hate! Read More »
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Old-School Letter Format Makes a Guest Appearance

I was going to write an extra special whatever-the-hell-this-blog-is-named about going to get a book signed with my cute, lovable but totally underage (unless you’re in Canada) sister. The book in question is made-up of Harry Potter Book 7 predictions and horrible puns that would make everyone’s favorite editor weep (or experience joygasms). I even wrote some notes and made some doodles when a certain someone threatened to make a collage of my ass. Read More »

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At Least I Didn't Call It "OnlineBootyCall"

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Text-Based Adventure: Oh Thank God It's Over!

C:\> cd games
C:\GAMES> cd bored and restless
C:\GAMES\BOREDOMTAKESITSTOLL\ textbased.exe
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Text-Based College Madness (Part 2)

C:\> cd games
C:\GAMES> cd bored and restless
C:\GAMES\BOREDOMTAKESITSTOLL\ textbased.exe
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Text-Based College Funtime!

Text-Based College Funtime! Read More »
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