The Church's Business in Sex Ed
By Roxanne Hamm | Oct 9, 2007Latest Will and Testament
By Roxanne Hamm | Aug 21, 2007Poor Hygiene Terrorizing Across Country
By Roxanne Hamm | Aug 16, 2007“Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I have seen many acts that are deplorable and inhumane but nothing could prepare me for the crime that went on before my very eyes in the ladies restroom. Yes, the crime I am ranting about this time is lack of cleansing after using the facilities. W Read More »
Extra Curricular Junkies Awareness Week
By Roxanne Hamm | Aug 14, 2007Read More »
Moving-In with All-Nighters
By Roxanne Hamm | Jul 27, 2007There is a time in every person’s life where one makes drastic changes in search of new beginnings. This process can take on many forms including but not limited to trying a miracle diet, taking flirting advice from a grandparent, washing an ill-tempered kitten, and challenging Steven Hawking to a battle of wits.Read More »
The Scam Artist and My Cell Phone
By Roxanne Hamm | Jul 17, 2007Escaping Further Punishment from Your Local Matchmaker
By Roxanne Hamm | Jul 2, 2007Old-School Letter Format Makes a Guest Appearance
By Roxanne Hamm | Jun 21, 2007I was going to write an extra special whatever-the-hell-this-blog-is-named about going to get a book signed with my cute, lovable but totally underage (unless you’re in Canada) sister. The book in question is made-up of Harry Potter Book 7 predictions and horrible puns that would make everyone’s favorite editor weep (or experience joygasms). I even wrote some notes and made some doodles when a certain someone threatened to make a collage of my ass. Read More »
At Least I Didn't Call It "OnlineBootyCall"
By Roxanne Hamm | Jun 20, 2007Text-Based Adventure: Oh Thank God It's Over!
By Roxanne Hamm | Jun 14, 2007C:\> cd games
C:\GAMES> cd bored and restless
C:\GAMES\BOREDOMTAKESITSTOLL\ textbased.exe
Text-Based College Madness (Part 2)
By Roxanne Hamm | Jun 13, 2007C:\> cd games
C:\GAMES> cd bored and restless
C:\GAMES\BOREDOMTAKESITSTOLL\ textbased.exe






