To the readers who remember me, I went to Lackland AFB back at the end of April for Basic Military Training, hence my lack of presence on PIC.

Well, last Friday my flight graduated. I did not, because I developed stress fractures during training and was put into the medical holdover squadron at the end of my third week. Two weeks later, they sent me home. Read More »

I ship out to Lackland AFB, Texas, on a Tuesday. I had sex on a Tuesday once. Logically, this coming Tuesday is going to be a good day.

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Lent is here, which to all good Catholics means another season of forgetting not to eat meat on Fridays. Also, it means us true Christians must voluntarily give up something meaningful in our lives, so that we may begin to value said thing after a brief hiatus of fasting. Obviously, your run-of-the-mill American Catholic doesn't care. Read More »

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