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Coury Groves

School:

Other

Class of:

2012

Hometown:

North Port, FL

At a Glance:

A minority advocate's wet dream, Coury is a bi-racial, bisexual, poor kid with a scholarship to the nation's most expensive school. She has a knack for talking her way out of trouble and into your pants (and your sister's/mom's/brother's/dad's) which is good because she always finds herself in compromising situations. She works for a certain national computer repair company and spends large amounts of time downloading porn she finds on customer's computers to take home with her.
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Amanda: That boy was like 17. He's still in high school. How do you know him?
Coury: .....
Amanda: Really? Come on. He's not really cute, he's annoying, and he has to be home for curfew before you've even finished getting ready to go out. Why in hell are you having sex with him?
Coury: He drives a '74 Nova.
Amanda: ....
Coury: He restored it himself!
-Every woman has her price

Other
From Coury Groves on Nov 11, 2009 | Link | | Share

C: Dude, I'm watching a CSI episode where the guy is using salvia to incapacitate his victims before he kills them.
L: We gotta stop doing that drug....
-Drawing real life parallels

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From Coury Groves on Nov 7, 2009 | Link | | Share

Coury: He said sex just hasn't been a great experience, even though he's had a lot of girlfriends. I don't know if that means I should just accept that it probably won't happen, or if I should try to show him sex the way I experience it.
Lexy: You know how when you go skiing there's the bunny slopes where you just give a little hop and you're good? Then there's the medium slope, not too bad, but then you hit expert. On expert you have to like steer, and jump, and it's really fast and really dangerous? People that aren't experienced can really hurt themselves.
Coury: Yeah...?
Lex: For the love of god, Cor, PLEASE don't send that kid down the expert slope.
-When sex goes downhill

Sarah Lawrence College Other
From Coury Groves on Nov 5, 2009 | Link | | Share

"What interest do sheep have in a naked man, anyway?"
-Ben, on nothing to be scared of

Sarah Lawrence College Other
From Coury Groves on May 18, 2009 | Link | | Share

"I think we're gonna have to use the N-word!"
-Professor Morris, getting excited for upcoming novels

Sarah Lawrence College Other
From Coury Groves on May 16, 2009 | Link | | Share

"What, you've never seen a gay club in a petri dish?"
-Erica, on experimental chem labs

Sarah Lawrence College Other
From Coury Groves on May 13, 2009 | Link | | Share

"I think we're going to have to use the N word!"
-Professor Morris, on.... novels?

Sarah Lawrence College Other
From Coury Groves on Mar 10, 2009 | Link | | Share

Matt: I had a sex dream about Jenna.
Coury: I bet THAT was awkward.
Matt: It was! I can't think of her like that, we watch horror movies together!
Coury: ...You're also gay...
Matt: Oh! ...that too.
-On scary thoughts

Sarah Lawrence College Other
From Coury Groves on Mar 1, 2009 | Link | | Share

"So I'm standing there, smoking a cigarette, and this homeless man wanders up to me, completely nutter, and holds my hand. But I like nutters so I'm like 'Okay!'"
-Fiona, on ultimate approachability

Sarah Lawrence College Other
From Coury Groves on Feb 23, 2009 | Link | | Share

Laura: You know, I would love to hang out with you sometime... Do I have your number?
Coury Uhm... no, I don't believe so...
(numbers are exchanged)
Laura: Cool, I'll see you around, sweetheart.
Rachel: Did that just happen? You mean not only is there a girl on this campus whose box you haven't packed, but SHE picked YOU up?! Coury, I think--
Coury: Don't fucking say it! I'm still the aggressive damnit! Go get me some fucking ice cream!
-Not used to being on the other side of the game

Sarah Lawrence College Other
From Coury Groves on Nov 23, 2008 | Link | | Share

"You don't want to just walk on-stage naked, that's not interesting. But if you keep your clothes on too long, people get bored. It's all about how you take your clothes off, nice and slow, and I think Kelsey's good at that."
-Professor Morris, on how to build up a story

Sarah Lawrence College Other
From Coury Groves on Oct 30, 2008 | Link | | Share

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