Laurel: I swear to fucking god, I'm going to start sneaking birth control in my mom's food!
Jenny: Why?! I like your little Brady Bunch family.
Laurel: Fucking Matthew got them all those little Pop Rocks that you throw at people's feet. "Little fucker" keeps hitting me in the boob with them and Kaylyn's hitting me in the face and butt!
Jenny: I did that on a Ferris wheel once. You can get a better shot at people. You know, old people's bald heads, people's food, small children in strollers-
Laurel: You're a horrible person.
Jenny: I know.
Sean: Huh... I feel left out...