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"What happened to her face? Did she sleep on it wrong?"
-Elliott, on a girl in the dorm
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Class of: 2011
Hometown: Colorado Springs, CO
At a Glance:
I spend most of my time thinking of outrageous situations that could never possibly happen.Bio:
I have made it my life's goal to be the first human being to get sucked into a black hole. There's a possibility that on the other side is an alternate universe, which would be freaking sweet. And even if that doesn't happen and I just get crushed, it would still be the most bad ass death in human history.Comedy Articles:
Kenny Loggins Must Die0 comments, 5.0 stars
There comes a moment in a man's life when he stares into the jaundiced, bleary eye of fate and realizes the inescapable truth of what is to become of the rest of his time in this world.
Sorry I Shot You in the Ovaries3 comments, 3.0 stars
I really, really feel bad about the fact that I destroyed your reproductive system like that. I wish I could make it up to you. You could take my child, if you promise to assume full legal responsibility for it. And feed it.
How to Survive in the Past4 comments, 3.5 stars
Let's say you wake up one day and you're smack in the middle of the past. You need to know a few things, unless you want the people in the past to kill you, lock you up, or make fun of you.
Comments:
- Hey dude, I'm going to be near Cinncinnati, and I was wondering, could you sc - Jan 24, 2009
- Hey, I used to sell a little weed, do you think that's enough to get me into - Jan 17, 2009
- I was actually hired by Paul Frank to impersonate him on the internet. He tol - Jan 17, 2009
- Well then you would really like the past, because it's full of men. - Dec 23, 2008
- The Man, that was a fuckin smooth response. - Dec 5, 2008
- 1. I'm thankful for poverty, world hunger, and war. 2A. The worst first date - Nov 26, 2008
- Hahahaha 'the baldest squirrel I've ever seen in the mouthwash brewery' was h - Nov 25, 2008
- I don't like it when people compare my hardships to other people. I'm pretty - Nov 25, 2008
- Dude you got one up on me. Every time I try to write something when I'm high - Nov 24, 2008
- I'm beginning to suspect there's a vast conspiracy, because I received a simi - Nov 24, 2008
- Your Girlfriend is on My Buddy List has to be the best one, and Slogan-off so - Nov 22, 2008
