For some reason, my roommate still has the newspaper delivered to our house. I've heard rumors that he got some deal where we're getting it for free or something. Regardless, no one ever reads it and numerous copies are continuously sitting on our porch or in our living room. Read More »

Last week was finals week at The Ohio State University, which, for me, meant a steady diet of energy drinks and 5-hour energy shots, writing papers, studying, and procrastination. A couple of nights ago, I had a six page philosophy paper* to write. Read More »

I'm as liberal as the next guy. I enjoy sticking it to the man by watching Keith Olbermann, listening to Pearl Jam, and always taking from the penny tray but never giving back. But there's one societal custom on which I am strongly conservative: tipping. Read More »

Whenever I think about porn, I first consider the barriers that our fathers and grandfathers had to overcome in order to gain access to masturbatory materials. Read More »