I finally figured out what horoscopes are good at predicting: which girls are single.
Catcalling generally makes me feel weird and bad, but one time I walked out of my apartment and a man gasped and exclaimed, “A beautiful woman!” in the same tone a shipwrecked sailor might use when he sees help on the horizon, and it kind of made my day.
The closest I've ever come to participating in an orgy is taking a Zoom call naked.