You have decided to watch “London Has Fallen.” “London Has Fallen” is not “The Rainmaker.” I recommend you watch “The Rainmaker.”
Look at all of us, using email emulators to conduct official faire business!
I require 10 minutes of uninterrupted eye contact so I can absorb your aura and determine what kind of personalized sandwich art to create for you.
What do you get a man who already has everything, including three other children who live in a nice neighborhood and are allowed to use his last name?
We noticed you’re attempting to exit the burning building. Nice choice! Unfortunately, emergency exits are not included in your current plan.
Based on my literature review of opening my eyes in public, everyone is afraid to get some mud under their fingernails and quality of life is one foot in the junkyard.
Substack might have more than 35 million active submissives on their platform, but we do things a little differently around here.
For a town whose motto is “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,” they sure sell a lot of souvenirs.
I used to know all my friends’ phone numbers by heart and now I can’t walk into a room without saying “what was I gonna do in here?”
My uncle used to advise me to never forget Leg Day, which was just what he called the day he lost his leg.
Funeral guests will be in mourning garb, as will most of the paranormal experience attendees, so you will need to confirm the purpose of the visit.
It seems obvious that this tool for organizing a multicultural liberal democracy would be perfect for organizing a short vacation for a group of friends who’ve slowly drifted apart since college.
What else was I supposed to do, take practical steps to be a better father and husband? Who has the time for that?
Gotta be those great New York fish. You seen these fish? New York fish have chutzpah. They've seen it all.
