How Early You Should Arrive to Things According to Your Dad
The Airport: For domestic flights, you should wake up at 4 a.m. and drive directly to the airport, no matter what time of day the flight is.
Tag: Satire
Who Could Win a Tony Award This Year?
Any theatre professional who doesn’t win a Tony is dropped by their agent and forced to go renew their real estate license.
I Didn’t Research My Historical Baseball Novel Very Carefully
The whole town had gathered in the stands, because they were too poor to afford a place in the seats.
The Missing Diary of a Serial Killer, or Possibly of a Toddler-Parent
I think about how life could have been easier if I’d just stayed the course and resisted certain… urges.
I Have Once Again Left a YouTube Comment Quoting the Third-Funniest Line from the Video
Art is supposed to challenge us, to make us think, to make us laugh, to make us uncomfortable, and to make us say, “I remember that line from the video I just watched.”
Do You Have 5 Minutes to Talk About New Jersey’s Plastic Bag Ban?
Moving along. Shoot, these pages are out of order, gimme one sec... Here it is... Prompts for the "AWARE, BUT UNENTHUSED."
I Know We’re All Having a Great Time at This Party, but What If We Played a Game Instead?
Yeah, low-stakes mingling is fun, but getting to explain the rules of rummy to a captive audience makes me feel alive.
Top 10 Reasons I Still Need a Cowboy to Take Me Away in 2024
Milk is fucking expensive. Let the cows bring me both my free dairy and the ability to skip the long Sunday checkout lines at the local Target.
Save Money on Your Next Ride with Uber’s Bargain Bin!
Shaniqua is a life coach. When she asks, “What’s your destination?” she doesn’t mean on this trip; she’s talking about your life’s journey.
A Referance Lettr 4 my Firrst Grayde Teecher 4 Ur Aplebeeez Summr Brake Serving Job
Her name is Miss S and she would be sucha goood servr cuz she is soo good at teeching me about all kind of stuff.
How to Tell If It’s Another Boring Day at the Office or If You’re Secretly Being Filmed for a Reality TV Prank Show
Don’t end up on a hilarious, reality prank show like "Milk or Sumo!"
The Live Theatre Experience: Etiquette and Survival Tips
This is also a good time to unwrap any candies or cough drops for which you anticipate a need and to pre-chew noisy crackers.