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An unborn child speaks out from inside the womb to let his father know it's OK to have an abortion, and how to convince the girlfriend to do it.

As an employee at Wenton's Fluorescents, you're worth your weight in watts! That's a lot of positive energy we can't wait to harness!

You think this is funny? How bout we fight outside and see who's face looks funny then? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply you're not ugly already.

Recently, rapper Snoop Dogg went to a place he rarely goes. No, it wasn’t Notsmokingpotland. It was his grandma’s house.

It's midnight in the garden, and the only thing Adam thinks can come of this is good. He was right, but she'd like some warning next time.

The longtime mascot of Ohio University has changed for the better.

An open letter of apology from a regretful SWAT team member who put his fellow officers in danger. Just another reminder that alcohol kills.

Finally, the Bible's most heated, inspirational passages are available, direct from Adam’s own cocaine’d gums and Eve’s herpes-ridden lips.

Thanks to stringent network censorship, some of the best sitcom episodes never aired. This would be the hottest uncut DVD ever.

The strategy is simple: conquer female territory at all costs. You may win some battles, but you haven't won the war until your troops are deposited.

Listen, son, I'll just call up Jimmy Prindley's house and have a little talk to make this all go away. Now close your ears, this is adult time.

Little did you know, every decision you make is hotly debated by almost every member of your corporate body. Penis, you're on speakerphone.