Girlfriend Wanted
Greetings and hello. My name is Drek Z but my friends call me... Kain. I am a recently single, strapping young man, aged 48, and I am currently looking for a girlfriend. Perhaps you like?
Tag: Satire and Parody
A Modest Wall Street Proposal
How can the markets recover with its hands tied behind its back? The only solution anyone with common sense could come to is to deregulate Wall Street. COMPLETELY.
Acceptance Speech By an Award-Winning Writer
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is an honor that you have all finally decided to recognize my accomplishments this evening. Now SUCK MY DICK, ASSHOLES!!
A Welcoming Letter from the Superintendent of the Perfect School
My name is Mr. Bob. I'd like to welcome you and your child as we begin another exciting year here at "St. Bob's International School of Profoundly Deep Thinking and Spiritual Uprightness."
Diary of a Recycling Nightmare
Ah, recycling, being ecological, what a great feeling it is to help take care of Mother Earth. Wait, where do the glass containers go??
The Hitler Diet
Hitler lived a healthy life which we should all...be forced to live. Alcohol was a no-go area and the ever svelte Führer knew the benefits of a meat-free diet.
You Should Hear This Song
Today I came across the most amazing techno/electronic/funky/sexy/crazy/amazing/beautiful/wicked/awesome song. Allow me to explain.
A Week in the Life of Christopher the Christian
The Diary Entries of a Misguided Christian Trying to Make Sense of the World
The First Olympic Games
Before the gladiators and before men in tight shorts started running around for the benefit of lusting female fans, there were the Greek gods themselves.
I’ll Be Your Asshole Waiter Tonight
I am your asshole waiter. I admit it, I accept it, and you probably should too. But in my defense, you brought it on yourself.
Grossman’s “Guide to the Galaxy” Tour
What follows is a brief summation of what Grossman sees through his red, roadmap eyes as he stares out across the experience of eighteen months since the publication of "Grossman's Guide to the Galaxy."
A Letter Regarding My Service at the Happy Valley Restaurant cum Carvery
Dear Sirs, it is only on hindsight that I am truly able to appreciate my server Nigel's innovative style, which others felt made him a 'cheeky bastard.'