I am from the future and my people chose me to come back and warn your generation about the oncoming swordslaught. Every horrifying tales of the human downfall involves swords.
Tag: Satire and Parody
I will not be fooled again, because I have learned to speak sports' hieroglyphically constructed language. Here is my gift to you fellow victims: A Partially Definitive Guide to the Terms of Sports.
Rudolph 'the Red-Nosed Reindeer' Jenkins, famous for being discriminated against because of the color of his nose, and not allowed to join the reindeer team, was in court following the Christmas of 1963.
Jodie Hampton, a sophomore PE major, has reported that she was forced into participating in a barrage of learning exercises and study groups in the basement of WVU's library.
Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone?
Ever since I started teaching English, I've been struggling to find ways to get my students more excited about the English language.
I feel the need to dispel the misconceptions about the theme of what was once my favorite John Denver song and currently the state that I call home. Please enjoy a basic history of the great state of West Virginia.
Greetings and hello. My name is Drek Z but my friends call me... Kain. I am a recently single, strapping young man, aged 48, and I am currently looking for a girlfriend. Perhaps you like?
How can the markets recover with its hands tied behind its back? The only solution anyone with common sense could come to is to deregulate Wall Street. COMPLETELY.
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is an honor that you have all finally decided to recognize my accomplishments this evening. Now SUCK MY DICK, ASSHOLES!!
My name is Mr. Bob. I'd like to welcome you and your child as we begin another exciting year here at "St. Bob's International School of Profoundly Deep Thinking and Spiritual Uprightness."
Ah, recycling, being ecological, what a great feeling it is to help take care of Mother Earth. Wait, where do the glass containers go??