I promise, honey, I will NEVER, ever, ne'er, ever, ever ever ever sleep with your mother, or get a handjob from your mother.
Tag: Satire and Parody
Attention Green Dragon soccer team members who had your penis and testicles touched by assistant coach Nick: look on the bright side!
For Americans, the 2008 presidential election comes down to a choice between an inexperienced street thug and a defrosted Civil War veteran.
The head of a porn studio gives notes to a young screenwriter on his screenplay submission to Money Shot Studios.
ESPN's X Games doesn't have squat on these daring and dastardly challenges. Moto X? Try Vert-Moonlanding and Subhuman Fusion.
Who the hell is Blorthnar? Only an Inta-galactic playa with worlds more experience than you. His STD's alone prove there’s life on other planets.
The Three P's of creative writing: Poetry, Pretention, and Please make it stop. Class, give up now and leave it to the prose.
The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners! Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.
We’re wasting money we don’t have, time we don’t have, and our kids are turning into homos. It's time to get real and put America on dubs.
Proponents of intelligent design argue against evolution in favor of a superior being theory. Too bad God agrees with Charles Darwin.
Good thing you can't hate what doesn't exist, or your roommate would be in a lot of trouble for things like masturbating to photos of your family.
Hey, it's your Facebook buddy here. No, not Tom, fuck him. Just want you to know that I'm thinking up new ways for you to scare people.