Things We Won’t Get for Christmas 2011
Even as kids we knew Santa couldn't get us everything we wanted. So today, 28 PIC writers gather to unleash their personal "shit they know they're not going to get" lists.
Even as kids we knew Santa couldn't get us everything we wanted. So today, 28 PIC writers gather to unleash their personal "shit they know they're not going to get" lists.
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Women have always wielded a magical power over men that can bring us to our knees, even though they often cast those spells while on theirs. Here are the hottest witches.
If you like reading really long formulaic mediocre online comedy, dig in to this article. Or skip to the end, where you can star in an improv comedy jam in the comments!
Here now, I lend to you the paramount guide to action movie conception consumption, a "chamber of secrets" if you will, the skeleton key to what makes action movies great.
Pro tips for becoming a better binge drinker, disregarding the advice of others, and mastering the art of elevating your blood alcohol content. You're on your way to getting super drunk again!
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