Left sleeve: Since my left hand is not my dominant hand, I could probably make it an hour or two without this sleeve, but it wouldn’t be ideal.
Best wishes: You are a cold-blooded sadomasochist who is fully aware that by vocalizing one's wishes, they will never come true.
Early Adopters: The line you wished you’d gotten into to get the better kids than the ones you’re in lockdown with.
Step 4: Find the Studs Inside the Wall - Use a stud finder for this, and definitely don’t point it at yourself first and say, “Found one!”
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When I said I personally liked having 30 books in my house, I meant it because that's what I like. It was a fucking suggestion, not a threat.