How DARE This Fellow Grindr User Ask Me “How Are You?”
Can I please just host this disco sex party in peace, without the dread of a Grindr message like, "Is there a face to go with your torso?"
Tag: Sluts
Why I Love “The Handmaid’s Tale”: A Review by Michelle Duggar
I thought I was good at dressing my body like a burlap sack of potatoes, but I have been outdone! Women are all just floating heads with robot arms.
As a Feminist, I Have to Tell You Your New Girlfriend is a Dumb Whore
I care about women's rights and want to make sure women aren't perceived as basic, so I need to call out basic dumb bitch behavior when I see it. Otherwise, men will do it for me.
Late Night Texts with a Slut
This is the insignificant story of a very insignificant whore that I once allowed to suck me off. The following are actual late night texts between us.
Bang Sluts While the Time is Ripe
When it boils down to it, and all the cultural and societal bullshit of this Kim Kardashian era is wiped away, what we are left with is this: all girls are sluts.
Sluts are Awesome: If You Enjoy Sex, Fucking Do It!
I like everything about sluts: their slutty clothes, their slutty conversation, their slutty company...the whole slutty package. I am strongly pro-slut.
6 Things Sluts Say When They Want to Have Sex
Sluts use a certain type of language to let the typical depraved male know exactly when they are down to fuck. Here is an incomplete list of some of those slut lines.
The Five Stages of the Female Clinger
'Clinger' is a term for a girl who simply refuses to give a man any free time to himself. Here are the 5 stages, each progressively more aggressive.
Preserving My Slut Factor is Hard Work
You know those girls who walk out of a building and every penis within a 10-mile radius starts either begging its owner to turn around, or tucking itself and quivering in shame? You might not know it, but that, ladies and gents, is your slut factor.
Mommy, When I Grow Up I Want to be a Slut
In college, inner beauty clearly has as much use as a book on how to read, at least as far as getting laid goes. Enter the slut theory.
They Call Her Snow White Because She’s a Coke Slut
Since we were little, Disney has been shoving the "nice guy, true love" lie down our throats. But no more.
Making Sense of Fucking Stupid Sluts
The standards set by the penis have nothing to do with the standards set by the brain. Which is why plenty of us end up fucking stupid sluts weekend after weekend.