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I am also sorry for not leaving when you all walked in, immediately noticed me, and asked me to leave. That was wrong, and I am sorry.

Reusable cloth bags to be split draft style. First pick for the one really good cloth bag goes to cuckolded party, otherwise coin flip.

Taxi Driver. Oyoyoy. Ya know, my wife once said she wants to have sex in the backseat of a taxi. I says, “Great!” She says, “Perfect… you drive!”

It's not that I’m afraid of commitment---I just don’t want to start something that’s not right for me.

Also, need I remind you, I didn’t try to lasso the waiter with it---I did lasso the waiter with it.

The situation has changed, soldier. You’ve shacked up with ultimate germ vector: A human male.

When a role for a young guy is being offered to me, I think of River Phoenix. It feels like a loss.

Including tracks like "Did You Know I Have a British Beau?", "Hey, Bitch—I'm a Feminist (Sponsored by Apple Music)", and "ME! (Kidz Bop Remix)".

It would really mean a lot if I could come in and see where she … ended up. Sorry, looks like I’m interrupting book club.

The crowd exploded, and it hit me: the game is going into extra innings, and I’m going to have to endure another four torturous years of Trump.