The Best Ways to Make Money in 2023 If You Are a Victorian Child Ghost
Commercialize your downtime! Not needing to sleep is a HUGE advantage for you.
Commercialize your downtime! Not needing to sleep is a HUGE advantage for you.
Like our CEO wrote in his “Daily Wake-Up” email, all of our cubicles can be temples of productivity.
I think about the cold draft that likely billows through her hallways at night as I sit in this suffocating summer heat.
What, you’re surprised? Remote lairs and underground redoubts do not pay for themselves.
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Why do Barenaked Ladies’ experienced lawyers continue sending me documents entitled “SLIP AND FALL LAWSUIT, THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR BAND”?
Finally. A gender for men. Man 2 isn’t your GRANDMOTHER’S GENDER. Or your grandfather’s, strictly speaking.
The wool fibers prefer an east-to-west cross-breeze coming from a north- and south-facing window.
No, this is not my superhero outfit. Just once you get used to Spandex it’s hard to go back to restrictive dockers.
We wanted to let you know how deeply we were moved by your generous mandatory contribution. 30% of your base income… It was just what we wanted!
Eaten an Oreo without twisting it open and gnawing out the cream; just bit right into that motherfucker.
All mouth-blown, no helium balloon pumps allowed! And when I say “we,” I really mean just me.