Rules for a Silicon Valley High School Dance in 2029
Students are not to ask the Steve Jobs hologram any questions pertaining to how much he actually did at Apple as opposed to the engineers.
Students are not to ask the Steve Jobs hologram any questions pertaining to how much he actually did at Apple as opposed to the engineers.
In order to experience that again, I had to erase my first kiss. I tracked down any record or indication that Julie Wexler ever walked the Earth.
If you don’t keep the dead dogs in the freezer, Doctor Snuggles will devour all the dogs in one sitting. He's a huge pig. Aren’t you my little pig?
Every snowstorm, I was out in my front yard. That is your duty as a child in America. These snowflakes need to buck up and make a fucking snowman.
How is communicating in sign language, walking on sand trails, or keeping your children in soundproof rooms, really that different from recycling?
Now that you’ve sufficiently tortured your sweet angel for the past hour, make him watch as you make your own macaroni artwork.
Also, there seems to be woman flying to and from number 17 Cherry Tree Lane by means of an umbrella.
I know I certainly didn't fight my way through twelve miles of wilderness with no face to allow big government to turn all of our kids autistic.
CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG Pooped on My Lawn Again After I Specifically Told those Kids to Keep Him off It
I’m sorry I climbed a utility pole outside during halftime to hang a handmade flag with my team’s logo.
In the event of a water landing, beneath your seat is a compartment that contains a credit card application in a waterproof pouch.
"Senior": You’re over 70 and must get your pills organized in that little plastic box with the SMTWTFS lids.