How DARE This Fellow Grindr User Ask Me “How Are You?”
Can I please just host this disco sex party in peace, without the dread of a Grindr message like, "Is there a face to go with your torso?"
Tag: Blowjobs
Now Let Me Be Clear, I Don’t Let Just Anyone Suck Me Off
I have standards, and I hold myself in high regard when it comes to the ethics of who's going to spit shine my three wood.
I Already Regret Receiving This Blowjob
Have you ever noticed how confident women are in their ability to give a man oral pleasure? Well ladies, sorry to say, but a lot of you are terrible at blowjobs.
Sluts are Awesome: If You Enjoy Sex, Fucking Do It!
I like everything about sluts: their slutty clothes, their slutty conversation, their slutty company...the whole slutty package. I am strongly pro-slut.
Asian Massage Parlor & Spa Guide to a Happy Ending
I enter an Asian massage spa parlor near me for sex and my mind is flooded with thoughts: How much does this cost? Do I get a handjob? Is it illegal?
Don’t Date Him Guuuurl! (Dot Com)
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
How to Get More Head
When your romantic evening comes to a head, don't forget your manners; hair-pulling and face-fucking are enough to make her spit.
Multitasking the Blowjobs
Problem: not enough time for oral pleasure. Solution: combine task at hand with task in mouth. I can see your productivity rising already.
The Five Best Blowjobs Ever
They didn't exactly know they were being tested, but upon oral examination, these five girls made the grade with their non-textbook blowjobs.
20 Ways to Please Your Man
From the world-renowned author of the proverbial book of love comes the highly-authoritative manual for stimulation. Aka, The J Spot.