How DARE This Fellow Grindr User Ask Me “How Are You?”
Can I please just host this disco sex party in peace, without the dread of a Grindr message like, "Is there a face to go with your torso?"
Can I please just host this disco sex party in peace, without the dread of a Grindr message like, "Is there a face to go with your torso?"
I have standards, and I hold myself in high regard when it comes to the ethics of who's going to spit shine my three wood.
Have you ever noticed how confident women are in their ability to give a man oral pleasure? Well ladies, sorry to say, but a lot of you are terrible at blowjobs.
I like everything about sluts: their slutty clothes, their slutty conversation, their slutty company...the whole slutty package. I am strongly pro-slut.
I enter an Asian massage spa parlor near me for sex and my mind is flooded with thoughts: How much does this cost? Do I get a handjob? Is it illegal?
A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!
When your romantic evening comes to a head, don't forget your manners; hair-pulling and face-fucking are enough to make her spit.
Problem: not enough time for oral pleasure. Solution: combine task at hand with task in mouth. I can see your productivity rising already.
They didn't exactly know they were being tested, but upon oral examination, these five girls made the grade with their non-textbook blowjobs.
From the world-renowned author of the proverbial book of love comes the highly-authoritative manual for stimulation. Aka, The J Spot.