AIM Convos(R, 78 lines)

The hardest thing about cybersex is initiating the first line. Once you clear that hump, you may be through entirely.

EAGLE fan xoxo: hey
courtjester5000
: Hello.
EAGLE fan xoxo: r u a robot?
EAGLE fan xoxo
: ??
courtjester5000
: Yes, I am giving away free samples of Veromax for Women.
EAGLE fan xoxo: cool
courtjester5000
: Are you in need of some samples?
EAGLE fan xoxo: do u wanna cyber?
courtjester5000
: Sure, I love to cyber, but I have to ask that you take your Veromax first.
courtjester5000: I am a machine in bed, literally.
EAGLE fan xoxo: im a girl
EAGLE fan xoxo
: u start
courtjester5000
: I love it when a girl makes the first move.
EAGLE fan xoxo: please start
EAGLE fan xoxo
: i think its sexy when a guy makes the 1st move
EAGLE fan xoxo
: so u start
courtjester5000
: I think it's sexiER when a girl makes the first move.
EAGLE fan xoxo: y cant u just start
EAGLE fan xoxo
: then ill follow
courtjester5000
: Why can't you just start and be a leader?
EAGLE fan xoxo: guys are supposed to make the 1st move
EAGLE fan xoxo
: im hot…u dont wanna pass up the opportunity
EAGLE fan xoxo
: im a model
EAGLE fan xoxo
: hello ?
EAGLE fan xoxo
: r u there?
EAGLE fan xoxo
: can u just start
EAGLE fan xoxo
: ?
courtjester5000
: I love it when models make the first move.
courtjester5000: Especially if they are on the runway.
EAGLE fan xoxo: just start
courtjester5000
: Don't boil it down like that for me.
EAGLE fan xoxo: do u wanna pass up this opportunity?
courtjester5000
: You just start.
EAGLE fan xoxo: no
EAGLE fan xoxo
: please just start?
courtjester5000
: I can close windows on opportunities like a bank teller on Friday night.
courtjester5000: Do not make me shut you out.
EAGLE fan xoxo: but im not very good
EAGLE fan xoxo
: so please start
EAGLE fan xoxo
: please
EAGLE fan xoxo
: please
courtjester5000
: Okay, I have a proposal.
EAGLE fan xoxo: what
courtjester5000
: I will go first, but you type what you would type second, before me.
EAGLE fan xoxo: ok
EAGLE fan xoxo
: go ahead
courtjester5000
: I am waiting for you to type your response.
courtjester5000: Then I will go first.
EAGLE fan xoxo: i dunno what u r gonna say
EAGLE fan xoxo
: y cant u just go 1st and get it over with?
courtjester5000
: Why can't you just type your response and then I can go first?
EAGLE fan xoxo: response to what?
EAGLE fan xoxo
: ill make u a deal
courtjester5000
: Okay.
EAGLE fan xoxo: u go 1st every time we cyber…and in return…ill give u
the most passionate sex uve ever had…im quite good

EAGLE fan xoxo
: deal?
courtjester5000No deal.
courtjester5000: I hard drive a bargain.
EAGLE fan xoxo: y not?
courtjester5000
: I have a new deal.
EAGLE fan xoxo: what?
courtjester5000
: You give me a killer line from your last cyber session and if it is good enough, I will go first.
EAGLE fan xoxo: promise?
courtjester5000
: Yes, cross my hard drive.
EAGLE fan xoxo: u pick me up off of the bed w/ ur dick still in my pussy…and i wrap my legs around u and start humping u…slow going in and fast coming out
courtjester5000
: GODDAMN that was good.
courtjester5000: And I'm spent.
courtjester5000: Thanks.
EAGLE fan xoxo: u start
EAGLE fan xoxo
: u promised
EAGLE fan xoxo
: make it gooa
EAGLE fan xoxo
: *good
EAGLE fan xoxo
: make me moan
EAGLE fan xoxo
: hello?
courtjester5000
: I am trying to sleep okay.
EAGLE fan xoxo: u promised u would start
EAGLE fan xoxo
: now go
courtjester5000
: Fine, I ejaculated all over the place. The end. (True story.)

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