Voyeur IM >> 2-2-12

With PIC writers Vernon Ross and Court Sullivan

Vernon: nice retort on the comment!
Vernon: BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EVER MENTION MY MOTHER AGAIN I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU
Court: whattid i DO?!
Vernon: You know what you did, Court. YOU KNOW!
Court: i have no idea.
Court: unless it was about your mother
Vernon: yeah haha. i'm kidding bro
Court: she likes when i refer to her as “yo momma” though
Vernon: BUT SERIOUSLY I SWEAR
Court: says it makes her feel special
Vernon: it probably does, you're a very handsome man
Court: she wouldn't know that unless i took the bag off her head
Vernon: haha very rapey… i like
Court: she thinks kroger is paying her to advertise
Court: but that's just the money i owe her
Court: one of these days i'll learn: some things in life are free
Vernon: is that a drake rap lyric??
Court: oh please. drake lives vicariously through me
Vernon: and gay people that LOVE to put lotion on women's hands
Court: they live in my bedroom
Court: i will not accept a dry handjob from a woman
Court: only a man.
Vernon: yeah it's like WHAT THE EFF IS THIS!?!!? DRY HANDS GET OUTTA HERE AND GET ME A SANDWICH
Court: i once told a woman i had a dry sense of humor and she threw a vodka soda in my face
Vernon: haha
Court: to be fair, i had tried to crush up an ecstasy pill into her drink moments prior
Vernon: dude she shoulda thanked you for the upcoming paaaartttaaaaaaay
Court: it's strange which surprises women go for and which ones they don't
Vernon: yeah. and when you give them rides but they don't give you bjs… like what is THAT ABOUT
Court: THIS COCK WON'T SHIFT ITSELF, AMIRIGHT??
Vernon: PREACH ON BROTHER!!
Vernon: gotta go playa!
Vernon: later!
Vernon: keep on rapin' those ladies!

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