AIM Convos(G, 41 lines, including mini-monologue)

The 16th century comes alive in a rousing exchange of love, wit and…confusion. Truly a court jester's favorite!

XlpQTpieX: i am just wondering but who is this?
courtjester5000: This is but whom you were wondering thus though art.
XlpQTpieX: huh??
courtjester5000: Hath we more time we could mend our vows and spend eternity.
XlpQTpieX: ummm ok i don't know you i just asked you a question
courtjester5000: Love looks not with the mind but with the eyes.
XlpQTpieX: ummm ok?
courtjester5000: Alas.
XlpQTpieX: ok where are you from
courtjester5000: I am as constant as the northern star.
XlpQTpieX: where do you live
courtjester5000: There are more things than heaven and earth, Horatio.
XlpQTpieX: im from cali
courtjester5000: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
XlpQTpieX: who's horatio
courtjester5000: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
XlpQTpieX: ok im confused, who are you
courtjester5000: I am a Jew.
XlpQTpieX: are you a bot
courtjester5000: Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?
XlpQTpieX: what do you do
courtjester5000: I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and so following, but I will not eat with you, drink with you, nor pray with you.
XlpQTpieX: well nm i will leave you alone then
courtjester5000: Come, let's away to prison, we two alone will sing like birds in a cage.
XlpQTpieX: ummm ok?
For we have loved too long and yet too little.
XlpQTpieX: ok i am going
courtjester5000: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
XlpQTpieX: yes and i just got done partying so i am gonna let you go
courtjester5000: But the heart wants what the heart wants, and we are once more thrown together.
XlpQTpieX: i'm srry takin
courtjester5000: Lovers they may be unbridled, but they will ne'er be untangled.
XlpQTpieX: whatever
courtjester5000: Frailty, thy name is woman!
XlpQTpieX: my name is not woman
courtjester5000: The lady doth protest too much methinks.
XlpQTpieX: bye
XlpQTpieX signed off at 1:54:15 AM.
courtjester5000: What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in age, sex and location! In form and typing, how curious and admirable! In action how like a fallen angel! In apprehension, how like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals!
courtjester5000: And yet, to be a bot, what greater disguise for man?
courtjester5000: Lord, what fools these mortals be!

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