AIM Convos(R, 90 lines)
Desperate and alone, one buddy reaches deep within her American History knowledge to gain access to the hottest 18th century presidential role-playing game online.

jmmyers15are you a bot?
jmmyers15
: hello???…..
jmmyers15
: r u there?
jmmyers15
: can u cyber?
courtjester5000
: Yes, I can cyber.
jmmyers15: lets cyber
courtjester5000
: However, we must first verify that you are 18 years old.
jmmyers15: yes i am
courtjester5000
: Please answer this verification question:
jmmyers15: ok
courtjester5000: What year was the United States of America founded?
jmmyers15: i dont know
jmmyers15
: can i get a different question?
courtjester5000
: I am sorry, all 18-year-olds know this.
courtjester5000: You are obviously underage.
courtjester5000: Goodbye.
jmmyers15: i am 18
courtjester5000
: GOODBYE.
jmmyers15: 1776
courtjester5000
: I am currently cybering with 25 other buddies.
courtjester5000: Please wait for your sloppy 26ths.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
jmmyers15
: The united states of america was founded in 1776.
jmmyers15
: fucking answer me!
jmmyers15
: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester5000
: Your repeated attempts to gain cyber access are futile.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester5000
: Futile.
jmmyers15: fuck you
courtjester5000
: Do not attempt to cyber, your clearance has been denied.
jmmyers15: i am 18!
courtjester5000
: You are obviously 15, it says so right in your screenname.
courtjester5000: Don't say you were 15 when you registered it either.
courtjester5000: You are full of lies.
courtjester5000: Lies.
jmmyers15: the 15 on my sn stands for may 15th
jmmyers15
: my birthday
courtjester5000
: I knew you would concoct another poor excuse.
jmmyers15: its true!
courtjester5000
: Yeah, and my birthday is on June 5000th.
jmmyers15: lol
jmmyers15
: i know the answer to your question
courtjester5000
: Do not attempt tomfoolery.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester5000
: Please compose a 50-word essay describing the significance of our founding fathers to gain access to cyber communications.
courtjester5000: Facts are not required.
courtjester5000: Fiction is acceptable.
jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776. This was important to the united states of America in many ways. jmmyers15: omg just fucking let me talk to you!
courtjester5000
: Only 29 words to go, math major.
jmmyers15: fuck you fuck you fuck you
jmmyers15
: fuck you
courtjester5000
: Complete sentences relating to the founding fathers, please.
jmmyers15: The founding fathers are like the fathers of out nation. They are very important. Without them, we might not be here today.
courtjester5000
: Our founding fathers would be proud of your empty rhetoric.
jmmyers15: thanks
courtjester5000
: You must have a strong connection with the early leaders of America?
jmmyers15: acctuly i am related to george bush
courtjester5000
: Congratulations! With that sentence you have finally completed your last 7 of 50 words!
courtjester5000: Okay, are you ready to cyber?
jmmyers15: yes
courtjester5000
: Okay, I am always Thomas Jefferson, and you are George Washington, so you start.
jmmyers15: you start
courtjester5000
: George Washington always goes first.
jmmyers15: ok ok
jmmyers15
: it is around 10:00. i see you at a party, so i approach you slowly.
jmmyers15
: your turn
courtjester5000
: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means.
jmmyers15: I unbutton your shirt and spill a beer down your hairy chest
courtjester5000
: I tear your quill ink pen from your over-worked hand and dab your wig on my chest to soak up the beer.
jmmyers15: i yank down your pants and start sucking on your balls
courtjester5000
: We briefly discuss the
possibility of amending Article 69 to reflect the sexual nature of our deeply political encounter.

jmmyers15: i get some beer and pore it on your penis and then i lick it off
courtjester5000
: I kindly ask that you stop wasting all this beer on non-absorbing parts of my body, please.
jmmyers15: i throw you down and i 69 you
courtjester5000
: I
pretend to petition Congress for a radical change in fiscal policy.

jmmyers15: i shove your dick in my mouth and suck it.
courtjester5000
: I can only assume that Article 69 is now being amended, so I light a Yankee Candle and take notes by the fiery hearth.
jmmyers15: mmm
jmmyers15
: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal
jmmyers15
: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal
courtjester5000
: Our most important founding father was actually a founding woman, and it feels so good to know the truth.
jmmyers15: i gtg
courtjester5000
: The future of America is in your hands.
jmmyers15: bye
courtjester5000
: Think only of George.
jmmyers15: lets 69
courtjester5000
: Get Martha, I'm tired.

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