Today’s comedy writing from our literary humor friends around the ‘net, updated hourly.
- Captain’s Log March 2024
- Lists Phrases for Hiring Committees to Use Instead of “We’re a Family” “We’re like a group of high school fr...
- You Think Pickleball is Bad? Try Living Next to an Eighteenth-Century Warship “This warship fad affects the whole...
- The Horrors of the Port-a-Potty
- This Foetus Bought Its First Investment Property at Just 12 Weeks Old. Here’s How It Did It
- Man City make daring £100m bid for the four points taken from Nottingham Forest
- Top 0 Things You Need to Know About Sweet Baby Inc.
- ‘Maybe You Just Loved the Idea of Him,’ Says Friend Giving Advice After Your Grandpa’s Death
- Ranking the 30 Coolest Things I Found in My Beard This Week
- Woman Unsure Whether Feeling Joy Good Use of Her Time
- Why I Want Him to Propose at Benihana so I Can Catch the Ring in My Mouth
- Friends Who Tried and Failed to Schedule a Hang Twice Agree to Catch Up at Respective Weddings
- Bruno Mars Reportedly In $50 Million Of Debt With MGM Casino After Assuming Cocktails Were Complimentary
- The Cup Can Wait, We Need To Talk
- Baldur’s Gate 3 Update Patch Notes Hotfix 22 Mar 18 2024
- Mob Rules!
- The Feeding Habits of the Blue-Blooded Butthead
- Can a Bug Crawl into Your Ear While You’re Asleep?
- Little Debbie Is Taking Over
- Banksy has released a new mural in Finsbury Park, London. What do you think?
- UPDATE: Royal Family insists Kate has always had 3 hands, and King Charles is with her on a farm in the country
- WWE Writer Shoots Down Claim About The Rock on SmackDown
- AEW Star Gives John Cena Huge Praise
- GB News is not a ‘news channel’, but a ‘fatuous entertainment channel for slow-witted simpletons’ confirms Ofcom
- We’ve Mastered Weaponized Incompetence and the Subtle Art of Strategic Delegation
- Book Club Unaware How Close They Are to Becoming Full Blown Orgy
- Resurrection
- Careers for Kids That Utilize Their Unique and Annoying Strengths
- Putin announces triumph in 2024, 2030, and 2036 elections
- Quiz: James Joyce’s Editor or Me Commenting On My Child’s Homework?
- My LAST Last Will And Testament
- I Am a Man on Hinge and “My Simple Pleasure” Is Clean Sheets
- Opinion: I’m Not Having a “Manic Episode,” But I Have Written a Few New Books of the Bible in a New Language Only Dogs C...
- Job Listing for a Company That Does Things Hella Different
- Hardcore Band Reunion Show Ruined After Singer Loses His Breath 20 Seconds Into First Song
- Four hangover cures that aren’t as good as playing Home for a Rest by beloved Canadian folk rock band Spirit of the West...
- I Am a Film Character Out for a Casual Run
- Russian Election: Putin Scrapes In With Just 101% Of Vote
- “Good Time,” by Clarissa Cervantes
- Bridgeport Grandfather Hits GOP Buzzword Bingo While Watching C-SPAN
- Dorchester Grandad Finally Reveals Top Secret Family Recipe For Green Beer
- An Open Letter to the Canadian Government on School Safety
- Mediaeval battering-ram operator reincarnated as guy on bus with backpack
- Law & Order Toronto criticized as unrealistic after showing Toronto Police trying to solve crimes
- Thoughts from My Yearly Run
- City Expands St. Paddy’s Dye To All of Lake Michigan
- Staten Island, Leprechauns Have Something to Tell You
- The Leprechaun Workers Union Demand Better Working Conditions
- MTA New York City Subway BINGO “If you see something, say BINGO.” by Jenny Gorelick and Kat Schober
- Dashiell Hammett’s Saint Patrick and the Case of the Emerald Asp “It was a gloomy morning, fifth century, and I w...
- Wilson the Volleyball May Finally Be Ready to Accept Chuck Noland’s Apology
- I’ve Never Understood Why People Choose To Die Of Cancer When They Could Be Experiencing Movie Magic Instead (By Steven...
- March Mayhem at Frazzled: Part 2
- Casting Call for Hot New Reality Show: The Playdate
- Spring-Jacket Cliques
- How to Transition from Winter to Spring: A Mental Style Guide
- Fresh New Looks for Spring
- The Joy of Spring
- This Week’s Power Rankings of My Grandma’s Friends
- Jack Skellington Opens The St. Patrick’s Day Town Door
- Things I Would Know How To Do Had I Lived In The Age Of Sail
- Six Self Help Books That Would Become Bestsellers If Only They Existed
- Musical Theatre, by Autocorrect, Act 3
- My Best Friends Ranked By How Much Blood I’ll Donate To Save Their Lives
- Congratulations, You are Off the Preschool Waitlist!
- What I Think I’ll Find in My Inbox When I Compulsively Check My Email 50 Times a Day
- It Fell Behind the Washing Machine: A Tragedy In Three Acts
- 50th Ride Free
- Cartoon of the Week for March 14, 2024
- AUTUMN/WINTER 2022
- About
- Selfish Or Understandable? This Man Refused To Give Up His Airplane Seat So A Woman Could Sit Next To Her Dead Husband
- The Funminists
- 5 Awesome Backyard Experiments To Teach Your Child That Owls Are Indestructible
- The Rescue by Gill James