Gandhi165: im unemployed
Gandhi165
: on NY state Unemployement
Gandhi165
: ;lskdg;lkashg
courtjester5000
: a;sdilffja;slkdgha
courtjester5000
: asdghasdf;hilauro;iagsdfg
courtjester5000
: join the homeless dude
courtjester5000
: you'd totally outdo them on the sign part
Gandhi165
: ;lakdhg;lkagl;khag
Gandhi165
: yeah
Gandhi165
: satirical signs
courtjester5000
: HOMELESS: NEED MONEY, NOT A HOME
courtjester5000
: a;oiegja4we;oihpawoi4tjal;sdgadsgh
courtjester5000
: or
Gandhi165
: MONEYLESS
courtjester5000
: KILLIN EM SOFTLY WITH THIS SIGN
courtjester5000
: wow, that gives me an idea
courtjester5000
: BLOG POST!!!!
Gandhi165
: halksdf;lkasdf
Gandhi165
: check it out
Gandhi165
: well..first
Gandhi165
: site me as being unemployed
Gandhi165
: haha
courtjester5000
: ;asldfasdg
Gandhi165
: im writing another blog
courtjester5000
: you'll be the inspiration
Gandhi165
: getting back on the wagon
Gandhi165
: if you will
courtjester5000
: hellz ya
courtjester5000
: do somethign funny
Gandhi165
: but its about going to india
courtjester5000
: ehhh
Gandhi165
: and how i dont really want to go
courtjester5000
: why you gotta play to indians
courtjester5000
: do a comedy blog
Gandhi165
: lhk;adg;lhadlgkhaldkg
Gandhi165
: i will dick
courtjester5000
: ahahahah
Gandhi165
: but this one was on the backburner for months
Gandhi165
: anyways
Gandhi165
: im making a point that india isnt high on my priority list of my life
courtjester5000
: when are you going
courtjester5000
: dick
Gandhi165
: and anchoring it with this list
Gandhi165
: Priority list in my life:

1) Figuring out my purpose in this world
2) Enjoying life with friends and family
3) Womanizing (aka practicing techniques for the long-term benefit of my future wife)
4) Maintaining my masculine physique
5) WatchingDaily Show/Colbert Report
….
….
237) Vulcanization of rubber
238) Female menstrual cycle
239) India
240) Beastiality
241) The Bible

courtjester5000: aosl;digasjdgasd;hlargasdgf
courtjester5000
: thats hilarious
Gandhi165
: should i add/delete anything?
Gandhi165: mr. editor and chief
courtjester5000
: masturbating
courtjester5000
: duh
Gandhi165
: oooh yeah
courtjester5000
: god ur stupid
courtjester5000
: DICK
courtjester5000
: ahahah
Gandhi165
: but thats number 2
courtjester5000
: get it
Gandhi165
: my penis is my friend
courtjester5000
: oooo
Gandhi165
: and i enjoy life with it
Gandhi165
: skaldg;lakshg
Gandhi165
: well..its actually family
courtjester5000
: ya, its related
Gandhi165
: we share the same blood, technically
Gandhi165
: khasfl;khg;lahsfhlkg
courtjester5000
: its inbred
Gandhi165
: like a retarded cousin
courtjester5000
: with one eye
courtjester5000
: just drools on you all day
Gandhi165
: like a little baby jesus
courtjester5000
: ;aoislta;lsighkafsdkl;gj
Gandhi165
: ;halkdhg;klahg
courtjester5000
: occasionally it tried to act all hard
courtjester5000
: then you put it in its place
courtjester5000
: usually it just tries to bury itself in holes
courtjester5000
: and you dont have the heart to tell it no
courtjester5000
: because its retarded
courtjester5000
: and its like the only thing it has in life
courtjester5000
: a singular joy
courtjester5000
: at least it's not mad at you for cutting its hair
courtjester5000
: (mine's still pissed)
courtjester5000
: (literally)
Gandhi165
: lkjsahgl;khaslfhglksflhgalskfhg
Gandhi165
: l;jkhsbfoi;as;orhgoiahgoihaorigoahrgoiahroighw
courtjester5000
: ;aoish;gjaoirljga;sdfilfhaj;sfldhkb

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