It is moving in day at college. Two roommates meet for the first time.

#1: “So, what are you into?”

#2: “You know, the usual…sports and shit.”

#1: “Cool. What sports do you like?”

#2: “You know – the one sports…I mean, all of them…”

#1: “Well, which do you like to play?”

#2: “Well, I don't like to pick favortites..they're kinda like my children, not that I have children.”

#1: “What?”

#2: “They're all awesome. All sports rock balls.”

#1: “Even woman's basketball?”

#2: “Eh…, ye – , no, the other kind – the normal kind.”

#1: “Men's basketball?”

#2: “Uh, yeah, yeah, that one.”

#1: “Alright, well, wanna go shoot hoops sometime?”

#2: “Isn't that…kind of unnecessary?”

#1: “No.”

#2: “Well, er, I mean kind of unreasonable. And, like, why would I shoot the very thing I love most in the world…hoops. Why would I do that to my baby, basketball?”

#1: “…”

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