Okay, so as you know, since you're currently torching a U.S. embassy or something, ya'll have gotten a little ticked off recently over what I believe was some kind of film depicting Muhammed, and have decided that 1 American is representative of all and therefore you must attack every American. And people say Americans are stupid!

Look, nobody likes to be made fun of. Do you know what it's called when someone makes fun of you and in response you attack every one of them verbally and physically? It's called being insecure, and chicks can see right through that shit. It's like those preachers who spend all their working days attacking homosexuals, and then go fuck tons of gay dudes.

Plus, the US has a Muslim president. Come on you guys! Ya'll are being too YOLO.

Also, remember the words of Da Great Muhamid: "Ya'll will get your dick wet with 87 virgins upon arrival to Heaven if you're good. But if you're bad, 88 fat virgins named Chad will fuck YOU."

Do Americans attack Muslims every time M. Night Shymalan makes a shitty movie? No, they don't. You guys are being super racist right now.

So stop fuckin jihadding. Jihad is so 1995. I used to loooove jihadding when I was a kid. Oh man, me and the boyz used 2 go jihadding all the time! But we also used to listen to Limp Bizkit. It's time to grow up.

If ya'll kill 1 more American, I will complete this drawing of Muhammed and post it. (P.S. Nothing says "take my religion seriously" like an invisible God.)

Thanks,

Julian "Da Peacekeepa" Asange

P.S. Please buy my new album which drops soon under my moniker Trilly Ray Cyrus. Also if you have any naked pictures of yourself or someone you personally know, please e-mail them to [email protected]. Thanks, girl. One love and shit.

Oh, I almost forgot! Me and Molly Woods are doing great. Last night, I had a threesome with her, Ashley Garmany, and Codie Liker. #YOLO!

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