A hotel video of Erin Andrews naked leaked onto the internet. From a peephole at the Marriott no less. Erin Andrews is the woman you know best from talking about sports on the TV.

The video is low quality, but that's because it's one of those illegal voyeur videos some guy shot by drilling a peephole in his adjoining hotel room into Erin Andrew's room while she's curling her hair naked and doing squatting exercises.

The ShamWow guy is also in the news for beating up a hooker. And just like you now see more ShamWow commercials after the guy beats up a hooker, while this leaked naked video of Erin Andrews may help her career in the long-run, it's a terrible way thing to have to endure. She confirmed that it's her in the grainy cell phone video, and has since recovered civil damages from the perpetrator. Since she's confirmed the video, the news is all over the internet (I found out about from the front page of Yahoo).

Erin Andrews hotel sex video - ESPN Reporter

I'm not the one who shot the video, but I imagine it's something the idiot who filmed it would have boasted: “I am the one who shot the video of ESPN's Erin Andrews naked in a hotel room.” Rolls right off the tongue for a criminal.

My imaginary lawyer has also advised me to not admit to filming it. My imaginary psychiatrist keeps telling me that having an imaginary lawyer is not normal.

Sex tapes are at an all-time low. We were blessed from above by the Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian sex tapes, and since then, nothing. Today, I saw an article “Christie Brinkley's Ex Has A Sex Tape.” First of all, who the fuck is Christie Brinkley? Second, why does her ex having a sex tape make the news? What. The. Fuck. Who the fuck cares. If a cashier she bought a Butterfinger from at a ShopKo in 1977 makes a sex tape, is that news? One exception to this sex tape drought is the rumored *gag* sex *gag* tape *gag* of *gag* John *gag* Edwards. Gag.

Below sex tapes are upskirts and nip slips. No matter who you are, you're always at risk for being filmed or photographed naked against your will. If you look hard enough, you could probably find a Mother Theresa nip slip or an upskirt nude of the Virgin Mary (in black and white, of course). When will the madness stop?

Normally, people end their Erin Andrews article by saying they don't know where to find the peephole video. But I have a feeling you could find it if you knew where to look, if you're willing to infect your computer with a virus. Erin Andrews in the nude should never have been.

Here's my advice: don't waste time tracking down this grainy hotel recording, just find someone willing to make a video with you—there are plenty of women who fantasize about making their own sex tape.


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