I Am Your Forehead and I’m Here to Tell You Your Receding Hairline Ain’t So Bad
Don’t think of it as a "weakening of the hairline." Think of it as a "strengthening of the forehead."
Munro is a writer, script reader and oil baron based in London. His work has appeared in Points In Case, Slackjaw, Funny-ish, BBC Writersroom and BBC Radio 4
Don’t think of it as a "weakening of the hairline." Think of it as a "strengthening of the forehead."
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