No, I Can’t Talk, I’m IN A HURRICANE
When you're dealing with scary weather, it's comforting to know that the school has a stoned grad school student or two checking the weather report every now and then and sending out unhelpful emails.
Comedy By Molly Williams
Your Guide to Being a Trouble-Free Stalkee
Your stalkers work hard to keep tabs on you 24/7. It's time to quit making this about you, and make their lives easier. Here are 10 simple things you can do to help ease your stalker's life!
Labeling: Not Just for Sociology
Last semester I spent 90% of class time trying to figure out why I inexplicably hated certain people. After careful analyzation, I was able to establish 10 types of people that irritate me by existing.
My Adopted Dog is Totally Neurotic
There are two things keeping my boxer Tessa and I from having that perfect fairytale family. One: she is neurotic, and two: I'm a horrible dog-mommy.
5 Reasons Why Feminists are Insane (Besides the Fact That They’re Women)
We had it good, women, sitting on our asses all day, popping out the occasional kid, and maintaining absolute silence in the kitchen. And then the feminists screwed it all up.
Uphill Both Ways: It’s Not Classy But It’s How I Get to Class
I have to walk half a mile to get to class twice a day. When the creepers and idiots are out in full force, I have a special routine for getting to campus without getting molested.
10 Tips for the Casual Stalker
As a stalker magnet, I love my creepers. No, seriously, I do. But I have some advice for the non-regulars who decide to hit on me each week to help step up their creeper game.