How I Imagine It Is to Be Rich
You always sort from "Most to Least" expensive when online shopping. When your heat goes out, you cuddle with your butler for warmth.
Bizzy Coy writes short humor for McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, Splitsider, The Belladonna, and The Higgs Weldon. Please improve her website analytics by visiting www.bizzycoy.com.Megan Downey is a New York-based writer. Her work has appeared in McSweeney’s, The Washington Post, Express, The Belladonna, DC Theatre Scene, The Higgs Weldon, and ZINK Magazine.
You always sort from "Most to Least" expensive when online shopping. When your heat goes out, you cuddle with your butler for warmth.