I'm 23 years old again.
It’s a shame that the cave people could travel across the ocean millions of years ago for free using a simple ice bridge, yet today we spend millions on air travel.
Beggars should not be choosers. They should be cooks, firefighters, scientists, something that pays.
If you’re ever on the run from the law, don’t get into a chase. That’s how they catch you.
They tell me I shouldn’t eat so much red meat because of how it disrupts everyone else at church.