Marie Biondolillo | Points in Case

Marie Biondolillo is a Portland-based writer from Northwest Washington. Her work has been published by The Toast, VoiceCatcher, The Belladonna, Beacon Quarterly and The Wild Word. Her pilot "Guess It Just Goes to Show" was a 2018 CineStory Original Comedy finalist. Follow her on Twitter at @chestnutclub.

Comedy Writing

Sorry Cowards, But Normal Vases Are Cancelled

If I see an unattended Mason jar, you’re goddamn right that I’m filling it with marbles, lemon slices, and a few artistically disheveled wheat stems.

by Marie Biondolillo
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November 3, 2019

a lady gets a DNA visit from the strands

Of Course I’m Sure I Want to Look “That Sexy” in My Ancestry.com Profile Pic

No, I am not studying genetic science in order to determine whether I can safely hook up with any of my 5th or 6th cousins! Geez.

by Marie Biondolillo
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August 5, 2019

the guys are all here at the last supper

Quiz: Which New Testament Snack is Your Ultimate Boyfriend?

Jesus, Herod, Judas, and John the Baptist were the One Direction of the Roman Empire, with their feuds, alliances and grooming choices.

by Marie Biondolillo
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April 21, 2019