- The Bibliophile - Angela Lansbury - This Love (Taylor’s Version)
The government began funding the reptilian-human-hybrid breeding program in the late 1940s. The perfect age to discover the wonders of retirement living.
Apparently, the first rule of Gardening Club is I'm supposed to answer your gardening questions.
WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?
Here’s a thought: My body could be cut up into little chunks the size of cocktail wieners and doled out to a number of sciences.
OK, I'm just going to address that you've been sort of frozen and scared ever since I said Jeffrey Dahmer is my brother. I get it.
- Third quarter is the "tickle quarter" - Allow players to wear leather jackets for more "dangerous" vibe
He named it “The Lord of the Rings” when he COULD have named it “7 Hobbits of Highly Effective People.”
When we’re not looking, there’s a strong chance that dogs do a few sneaky push-ups.
You are now entering the calzone, where everything is folded in half.
If the football coach's team loses the game they dump acid on him.
In the eyes of a dog, I am nothing less than an eternal being existing beyond the constraints of matter and time. So where's my treat for being a good boy?
The kind of stuff that happens on the mirror is exactly the kind of stuff I deal with every day.
All the signs are there. Darren’s always said our relationship is “the one perfect thing in this godforsaken hellhole of a country.”
Our whole supply chain is wrecked: the price of a getaway car is sky high and gas costs for said car are now at an astronomical level.
Winkler Field in Saratoga: I’m sorry I repeatedly yelled, “I want that kid checked for steroids, he’s a steroid junkie” after a player hit a double.
If the football coach's team loses the game they dump acid on him.
